Police! |
As none of you already know, John Wilkes Booth loves to drive his car very fast, and in doing so, makes other John Wilkes Booth wannabes on the road, try and go faster to prove thier manhood in a simi...
Posted by John Wilkes Booth on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:41:00 PST |
Did I already post this? |
It happens to everyone. The sense that you didn't actually do something, just dreamt you did. Or vice versa, where something you did was so surreal that it couldn't have been real. Once in a while i&...
Posted by John Wilkes Booth on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:11:00 PST |
How to poop at work. |
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for ...
Posted by John Wilkes Booth on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:07:00 PST |
I'll Lincoln you like it ain't no thang. |
Random assesment: #1. I refuse to poop unless i am on the clock. That's right, i time myself to get paid for it. This make weekends intensely stressfull. #2.Quite a few of the ladies have commented ...
Posted by John Wilkes Booth on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST |
"___________" |
_____ Damian, _____! I can't believe it has been _____ since we last _____. I _____ things are going _____ for you. We should really _____ a nice _____ like that time we ______ a __...
Posted by John Wilkes Booth on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 01:34:00 PST |
Like choosing to be on a deserted island |
Finally got the internet hooked up.Let's see...The new place is great, but the definition of the word home doesn't feel right. It seems pretty empty here and sometimes when no one is around, i just tu...
Posted by John Wilkes Booth on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:54:00 PST |
Don't mind him, he lives here too. |
Final walkthough complete, which means as of Thursday the 18th, I will officially be living in Palos Hills. Ought to be fun luggin all this furniture around again. Unfortunately, I have to "party hard...
Posted by John Wilkes Booth on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:55:00 PST |
You'd apply, but on second thought... nah. |
Yet another casualty of life, i've lost another friend to the world of succubuses, i mean girls. Now he has to do girl stuff and like, care about his relations with this female. I got nothing ag...
Posted by John Wilkes Booth on Tue, 16 May 2006 10:11:00 PST |
Superman could never pull this one off. |
This post is to honor the new-age superhero of our time. A real life role model who goes out to the streets and rids our cities of the scum who make life suck. I call him "Smite-lor!" and he has alrea...
Posted by John Wilkes Booth on Thu, 04 May 2006 06:46:00 PST |
When you kill time, you go to time jail. |
I remember a time in which you would jump at the oppritunity to sit next to me. A time where I was in on all your jokes, and you didn't have to look away to give me an answer. When the question was ne...
Posted by John Wilkes Booth on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:30:00 PST |
