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Karen

Not dramatic enough.

About Me


Crazy Fish Eats An Unexpected AnimalI like stuff and things. I'm a champion storm chaser, midget hurdler, camptown racer(doo-dah, doo-dah), canoodler and bling-blinger. I'm also an excellent Scattergories player - no joke. I'm a great eater and napper. Not too great of a driver - partially because the steering wheel gets in the way of my avid eating and napping. Anyhoo, what else about me? Well, I'm abhorrently tall to some. To others I am short - not many others, but others nonetheless. I am 5'10", and 110 lbs. (Damn, if that were true, I'd have to stay ever so still so that my head wouldn't fall off while I was typing this.) I weigh more than 110 lbs, but I'm not telling how much more cuz I'm too fuckin' classy to tell yooz guyz. I'm a fuckin' class act over'eer! I like kids and dogs and basketball and nachos and comedy. And I am learning to like cats as I now live with 2 of them. And I can't eat Chinese food cuz my colon won't allow it. (Except for chicken fried rice and crab rangoon - yum.)
Deal or No Deal Flash Games & Candy Bouquets

My Interests

Generally, my general interests include... Strawberry preserves on wheat toast; The underdog; Big-but-not-too-big arm muscles on guys; Frogger; Galaga; Jogging -when I have the time and energy and motivation; Speeding; Arby's; The lee of the stone; Motorcycles; Writing poems and songs of ground-breaking relevance; Watching Maury to find out who the baby-daddy is or isn't; Basketball; Caramel Frappacino; Wondering if Owen Wilson's nose will end up eating his face someday; Supporting breast cancer research cuz I'll be damned if my tits fall off; Fine art;Also...I LOVE MY DOG.
I have green eyes.I love billz.

I'd like to meet:

Superman; David Cross; Clyde Drexler; Lewis Black; Sylvia Browne - only so I can smack her across her stupid face; Greg Fitzsimmons; David Blaine; Guy Pierce; Tim Curry; Mr. Jiminy Glick; Also...

Music:

The Beastie Boys; The Fat Boys; Janet Jackson's(old stuff); Mighty Mighty Bosstones; Jason Mraz; Genesis; Beck; Harry Connick; Tom Petty; Bonnie Raitt; Faith no More; They Might be Giants; Semisonic; Dave Matthews; Aerosmith; U2-Joshua Tree; Fiona Apple; Top Gun Soundtrack!; Billy Joel; Eminem; Jamiroquai; Garbage; The Bangles; Fruit-of-the-Loom's "You Can't Overlove your Underwear"

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Movies:

Superman; 40-yr Old Virgin; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; Can't Hardly Wait; Field of Dreams; Ladyhawke; The Terminator; Breakfast Club; V for Vendetta; Goodfellas; Tommy Boy; Dodgeball; Napoleon Dynamite; Mannequin; Cobb; Edward Scissorhands; Good Will Hunting; She-Devil; Shawshank Redemption; Ghostbusters; Less than Zero; MATRIX; Top Gun; Innerspace; Philadelphia; Girl, Interrupted; Aliens; Waiting; Witches of Eastwick; The Legend of Billie Jean; Commando; Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves; American Pie; Ace Ventura; Project X; JFK; Clue; Beverly Hills Cop; Sneakers; Sleepers; Speed; Stripes; Karate Kid; American Beauty; Star Trek; Silence of the Lambs; The Little Mermaid; Bull Durham; St. Elmo's Fire; The Terminal - NOT (hmmp! Sorry, I threw up in my mouth a little); The Fly(hmmp! Sorry, I threw up on your hand a little and now it's melting off); ALL X-Men; What Lies Beneath; Fight Club; Multiplicity; The Fugitive; The Secret of NIMH; A Time to Kill; Oscar; Empire Strikes Back; Ricochet; Rudy; Footloose; Noises Off; E.T.; Man on Fire; Big; Cocktail(HaHa I said "Big Cock"); American History X; Superman II; Mulholland Falls; Wyatt Earp; Mosquito Coast; Liar,Liar; Thelma & Louise; Hills Have Eyes; Hoosiers; Princess Bride; Wild Things; This Boy's Life; Usual Suspects; The ARISTOCRATS (NOT a Disney movie); Neverending Story; Dream Team; Beetlejuice; Big Daddy; 8 Mile; Albino Alligator; Groundhog Day; Three Fugitives; Die Hard; Lean on Me; Mean Girls; Final Destination; Also...

Television:

RENO 911; Law and Order; Best Week Ever; Twilight Zone; The Closer; I Love the 70's, 80's, 90's; Nanny 911; Conan O'Brien; Daily Show; Match Game(=Hilarity); Night Court; Press Your Luck; The Office; House; Also...

Books:

I know lots of kinds of books...there's cookbooks and kids' books and picture books and cat-in-the-hat books and books without pictures and old books and new books and red books and blue books(sounds like a cat-in-the-hat book!!) and Oprah's book club books and phonebooks and I need a life.

Heroes:

Superman; Aquaman("He can talk to the fishes"); Goose; Martin Mull; Patches O'Houlihan; Dan Rowan & Dick Martin; Ed Helms(of course); my Moms; the inventor of white out tape-WOW; Bobby 'n Whit; Inigo Montoya; Stabler & Benson; Ross Gellar; Fat Albert; The Tick; GREAT StandUp Comedians(there are way way WAY too many to list); George McFly; my gynecologist; McManus, Fenster, Hockney, Verbal, and Keaton; Pat Sajak; Dr. Katz; Marley Reagin; And these wise ones...

My Blog

Watch this !

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/mothers-day-picture.html
Posted by Karen on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:28:00 PST

Attention Hillbillies

The word is SEVEN. NOT  "SEM". Get it right.
Posted by Karen on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:34:00 PST

Kinda Important

Okay, I'm glad I have your attention. Since you've come this far...maybe you'll come a little further.  (That's a paraphrase from a film I like to call "Shawshank Redemption".  Betcha didn't...
Posted by Karen on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST

Fun Fact About Me

I always sneeze in threes.
Posted by Karen on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:49:00 PST

Marriage Shmarriage

So, my friend, I'll call her 'Girly', met this guy, I'll call him 'Guy'.  They met in Feb '06 and were engaged in April.  And they're getting married in November '06. Well, today &...
Posted by Karen on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 02:45:00 PST

Henry Hill

"I was cooking dinner that night.  I had to start braising the beef, pork butt and veal shanks for the tomato sauce.  It's Michael's favorite.  I was making ziti with the meat gravy, a...
Posted by Karen on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:46:00 PST

The Terminal

Did you see the movie The Terminal with Tom Hanks?  Did you like it?  If you did like it, please tell me why.  Please tell me why it isn't one of the worst movies ever. Thanks!...
Posted by Karen on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:55:00 PST