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Imnotaduck

imnotaduck

About Me

Everyone tells me I'm not right
...but that's okay, cuz imnotaduck and that's fine with me.

What does Imnotaduck mean? Click Here..

I'm a freelance writer. I currently write for two online publishers and just got my own online blog.
Visit my blog at: Lovelace Way

One thing before you message or Add me...
1. I'm not gonna explain my name - if you can't read, don't bother me
2. No pets! I'm not gonna add you, ask your human to add me
(If you're a cool animal, I'll find you)
3. My kids sit with me most of the time I'm online, so take that into consideration when posting comments and such

My Interests



My Grandbaby first and foremost!

Then....collecting ducks...
I want a real one,
~~~~but my hubby says NO!
puzzles
reading
board games
wish I had time to scrapbook
camping and stuff like that
caving, but it's been years
sightseeing across the US
I'm an early American history nut
And oh, the most important thing:
Lewis & Clark!
It's the bicentennial of the Corps Of Discovery!!

Click the image to see what kind of DUCK you are!

THIS IS FREAKY...CUZ THIS FITS WITH WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING:
Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent?

An Addiction

And I am...

I'd like to meet:

Senator Byrd
He's the only one of my representatives in Congress that I haven't met yet.
And I've been told he's quite entertaining.

See where all my visitors are from...

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

And with the generous help of my tech 'non' geek friend CaptainPiracy

Music:

I love all music...but having a singer in the household...some days I'd actually rather listen to talk radio...LOL

Movies:

NETFLIX!!!

Television:

Grays Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Project Runway, Top Design...you know... all the girly stuff.

But I'm also a big fan of the Discovery Channel and the History Channel!

Update here.. lol.. as if y'all could not tell.. I am currently addicted to Big Brother 8! I've been writing a ton of articles on what's been going on behind the scenes.. so check out my blogs!

Books:

I love to read and would be happy to spend every minute of every day reading.
According to experts, my personality type is :
Assasin for hire

Other people like me display these traits.

  • They are gas station attendents
  • They are good in bed
  • They sometimes pick their nose
  • They are trekkies

  • Take the Ink Blot Personality Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com
    TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
    Name: Duckie
    Birthday: January 20
    Birthplace: Kentucky
    Current Location: West by God
    Eye Color: Blue
    Hair Color: Blonde
    Height: 5' 8"
    Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
    Your Heritage: Mutt
    The Shoes You Wore Today: None - I live in WV!
    Your Weakness: Talk too much
    Your Fears: Something happening to my kids
    Your Perfect Pizza: Ledos
    Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: You'd be bored outta your mind if I told you
    Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hehehe
    Thoughts First Waking Up: What the @!?* was I dreaming about
    Your Best Physical Feature: everyone tells me it's my skin
    Your Bedtime: whenever
    Your Most Missed Memory: This ? makes NO sense
    Pepsi or Coke: Coke
    McDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
    Single or Group Dates: only with the hubby
    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sweet Tea
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate...Are you crazy?
    Cappuccino or Coffee: Green Tea Frappuccino
    Do you Smoke: NEVER
    Do you Swear: Increasingly with age
    Do you Sing: Do you want to keep your hearing?
    Do you Shower Daily: What?
    Have you Been in Love: No, I'm married...LOL
    Do you want to go to College: NO... I learn more on my own
    Do you want to get Married: Not again... Keeping this one
    Do you belive in yourself: Yes, I can see myself in the mirror
    Do you get Motion Sickness: On anything that goes in a circle
    Do you think you are Attractive: I'm so cute :)
    Are you a Health Freak: Nah
    Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
    Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM!!
    Do you play an Instrument: Only when I'm trying to be funny
    In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
    In the past month have you Smoked: NEVER
    In the past month have you been on Drugs: Legally
    In the past month have you gone on a Date: If you count driving to the store with the hubby
    In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I have 3 daughters - Duh!
    In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a whole box? ewww
    In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I like my food cooked properly
    In the past month have you been on Stage: sorta - I played a 'Senator' at a conference - long story
    In the past month have you been Dumped: N/A
    In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's been 18 yrs & involved primitive camping
    In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NEVER!
    Ever been Drunk: I went to college
    Ever been called a Tease: LONG time ago
    Ever been Beaten up: NEVER!!
    Ever Shoplifted: NEVER!!!
    How do you want to Die: During sex when I'm really old so It'll embarass my kids
    What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me
    What country would you most like to Visit: Too many to name
    Number of things in my Past I Regret: Gotten over all of them - It takes all those things to make me
    CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
    YOUR OBSERVATION SKILLS ARE A:
    B
    Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)
    And it takes something big to distract you! How Observant Are You?
    You Are 40% Weird
    Normal enough to know that you're weird...
    But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?

    Heroes:

    Lewis & Clark
    ask anybody, they'll tell you
    but if you ask my kids, they'll roll their eyes as they tell you.

    Also my daughter for having the courage to take the more difficult road.

    adopt your own virtual pet!

    My Blog

    RENT, The Student Edition.. performed THIS WEEKEND!!

    RENT.. The Student EditionOctober 9, 10, 11 & 12Martinsburg High SchoolMartinsburg, West VirginiaAdults $8, Students $6Showtimes: 7:30 PM, except Oct 12 at 2:00 PM(Oct 9 is a live dress rehearsal,...
    Posted by Imnotaduck on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:28:00 PST

    Absolutely about nothing...

    I'm just happy. Life's been crazy, and each day one thing gets solved and another thing pops up.. Like today.. The day started out badly.. nobody in the house slept.. then I ask God's guidance.. and I...
    Posted by Imnotaduck on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:47:00 PST

    What’s with the sexy male singles in my area ads???

    I wanna know something.. After posting comments and stuff here on MySpace, I keep seeing this ad for sexy male singles in ******* (the nearest major city).If the advertising robot can see that I'm fem...
    Posted by Imnotaduck on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 01:12:00 PST

    Twilight Movie Date Changed - Buy New Release Date Merchandise

    It's crazy, but true.. Stephenie Meyer annouced the movie's release has been moved up three weeks. November 21, 2008!!You can read her statement on my main Twilight webpage:Everything TwilightYou can ...
    Posted by Imnotaduck on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:39:00 PST

    Twilight Merchandise & Twilight Movie Actor Websites

    Main Twilight Webpage: Everything TwilightTwilight Merchandise Websites:Duckie's Twilight Shop Merchandise is being added daily!Twilight ButtonsA Twilight Inspired Prom More Merchandise to be added so...
    Posted by Imnotaduck on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:34:00 PST

    Answer this!!

    1. Give me a nickname.2. What is the one thing about me that sticks out?3. How long have you known me?4. When and how did we first meet?5. What was your first impression?6. Do you still think that way...
    Posted by Imnotaduck on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:25:00 PST

    BB10 - Behind the Scenes - July 13 - July 22

    I'm still a week behind on the behind the scenes articles because I went to the beach for a week and decided to wait to begin writing until I got home. So here's what I've got thus far:April &...
    Posted by Imnotaduck on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 08:30:00 PST

    Brian from Big Brother 10 is selling BB10 Keepsakes!

    Brian, the first person evicted from Big Brother 10, is selling some of his keepsakes - including his Big Brother Duffle Bag!!! Since they're one-of-a-kind, they're only available for a limited time. ...
    Posted by Imnotaduck on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 08:00:00 PST

    NUDE Photos - Jessie from Big Brother 10

    As a former Mr. All Natural, Jessie did a nude photo shoot with a professional photographer. That photographer is selling original prints and you can buy them from my website:Big Brother 10...
    Posted by Imnotaduck on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 07:54:00 PST

    BB 10 - Behind the Scenes - July 18, 2008

    Behind the Scenes July 18, 2008...
    Posted by Imnotaduck on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:02:00 PST