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Derek

About Me

I forget, oh right I'll have a cherry pizza and a large Moxie to go. Oh and can you make sure that you put extra napkins in the bag, you forgot last time. Dont. But Polar Bears Dont eat Kids, Oh wait I'm thinking about teddy bears, you may want to get your kid out of that cage after all. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT BUT DONT BLAME ME!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cavemen from TV. People who don't talk, idealistic venture capitalists, Russia, anyone with a scar, the fat boys, a cast member from the land of the lost, a guitar, creator of hyper color shirts, lamination paper,the goonies, a dog who barks backwards, a fire truck, some sand, thumb tacks, bees who are allergic to humans, a dictionary, fake hair, but not a wig. Tree the human bush, a farm, tan lines, the guy who does that thing at that place, a grizzly bear to wrestle in a couch cushion with a cat who smokes, Of course DONKEY KONG, an acrobat, a fondu set, salad dressing, anyone who cares, people who are better than me, foo foo face, spreadable cheese and... Under Roos where the fuck did they go?

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