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Do not lick the evil... it is NOT tasty.

About Me

Who is I? What is about me? I am extraordinarily interesting, in case you were wondering. I like pirates. I like cats. I like cars that are shaped like toasters. I like computers, I like to chuckle in an evil fashion. I like to nibble on my wife's neck. She is tastyw00t..
It's the Avid-L2 fun for editors everywhere

I like Macintosh Computers, and have quite a few at home.
I got married November 2nd to the most wonderful woman in the world, ..
Wendy!

My Interests

What Disneyland attraction are you?
The Pirates of the Caribbean: A swashbuckling adventure! Yo ho, a pirates life is indeed for you, seeing as you are the classic Disney dark ride that presents a time when New Orleans was under attack from a band of treasure loving bandits. You have a bit of an edge, and an element of danger, and you can scare the youngins, but for the most part you mean no serious harm. You are youthful at heart, strong and energetic, with a taste for the good life, if not hard work. You have romantic notions about the adventurous life on the sea with no rules and no responsibilities except to your ship, but you also weary and worrisome of the fate that eventually gets all those who those who live life on the lamb, stealing gold for greed and burning down cities for your own delight. You are what you are, and you're out to enjoy the glamour of your wild days while they last! Despite your rough surface, the people know you have heart and they will always come back.
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I'd like to meet:

The winning powerball ticket,
Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 75% Spider-Man 65% Hulk 65% The Flash 60% Green Lantern 45% Batman 45% Superman 40% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Music:

what to put in this funny little box. I like all sorts of music, tho it really depends on my mood. Metal, Sinatra, McClaucklin, Soundtracks, Techno, who knows what song the Ipod will toss out there, or if I'll skip it.Send butter. I like butter.

Movies:


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Television:

Kill your Television. Most of it is garbage. If you live and die to watch American Idol or Survivor, the gene pool would be better off without your sorry ass.Bob Saget is the cause of ALL evil in the universe.

Books:

Funny shit. Give me some really funny shit to read...
Rrrrowwwr? ..

Heroes:

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
You will sink in a mire. You like to think you're normal, but deep down you really just want to strip off your clothes and roll around in chicken fat.
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My Blog

National 2 9000

I grew up in Chicago in the 70's and 80's. If you were within 200 miles, you know this song. Screw Empire.. Lincoln had the better jingle!...
Posted by DocAvid on Sun, 18 May 2008 03:07:00 PST

kitteh

the orange cat lays on the bed in a perpendicular fashion, however when there, he should be parallel. he is perpendicular when he sleeps on my head however, and this is fine if the weather is not ...
Posted by DocAvid on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:33:00 PST

famously nearby?

Was just putzing around on wikipedia last night, and found the list of famous folk that went to the same High School as I. Not listed was the gentleman who was in my freshman gym class, who went on ...
Posted by DocAvid on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:25:00 PST

Check out this video: Across The Universe - ive Just Seen A Face

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Posted by DocAvid on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:38:00 PST

64 questions

My current l..fe ..n 64 quest..ons- because ..t's too early ..n the morn..ng, and .. can't sleep.1] What was the h..ghl..ght of your week?Caturday!2] Who's car were you ..n last?My own3] When ..s the...
Posted by DocAvid on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 12:36:00 PST

That is not a rash on your thigh, its hogwarts....

So our friend Harry and his crew have returned to the theaters.  They think this latest installment might just beat out Pirates 3 for "preview" audience, who knows of the opening weekend. &n...
Posted by DocAvid on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:56:00 PST

please remain seated until the ride comes to a full and complete stop

Greetings earth creatures.. WARNING! For safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, heart, back or neck problems, motion sickness, or other conditions that could be aggr...
Posted by DocAvid on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:04:00 PST

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Bed. What can I say about bed. It rules. It rules all. It is good for napping.. for sleeping.. or other things! I LOVE BED!YAY
Posted by DocAvid on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:59:00 PST

More blogggishness.

I've not blogged in years! well maybe not in months.. more like weeks.. perhaps it's been days. Well I do know for certain that this is my first blog for today, or tonight as the case may be. ...
Posted by DocAvid on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

AT WORLDS END. Piratical Fun.

Perhaps you knows too much, Ye've seen the cursed treasure. Ya know where it be hidden. Now procede at your own risk. These be the last friendly words ye'll hear. You may not survive to pass this way ...
Posted by DocAvid on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:13:00 PST