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Toast

Golden Brown & Delicious!

About Me

What can I say about myself? I am an exciting food stuff and loooove being eaten. I come in may flavors and you can spread all sorts of things all over my body. Toast rules!

My Interests

Being toasted. Being eaten. Being hot and buttery and having gooey sweet things spread all over me and then being eaten.

I'd like to meet:

Some fancy British Marmalade. And that package of Strawberry Jam that eyed me the other day at breakfast.

Music:

Sounds that go well with toast. Bread, Pearl Jam, The Jam, Jam & Spoon, The Bacon Brothers, Eggstone, Japancakes, Jellybean, etc.

Movies:

Breakfast At Tiffany's, Porky's, The Breakfast Club, Rocky Horror Picture Show (Toast!) and Herbie The Love Bug.

Television:

Alf, Barney Miller, The Simple Life, and WWF.

Books:

Albert Camus, Michel Foucault, Sylvia Plath, Ezra Pound, Joe Orton, Jean Genet, etc.

Heroes:

Wasa Krisp Bread, French Toast (they go all the way, baby), the elusive Sourdough and Andy Warhol.

Larry 'Bud' Melman

Dame Edna Everage In Toast by NZ Artist Maurice Bennet

My Blog

The Toast Song!

Courtesy of my new best friend in the world, The Passion Of The Tim, I discovered there is a song about ME! Yeah, so I Googled it and present to you now, the song lyrics that rock my world!!! And by...
Posted by Toast on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cinnamon Toast - Fact or Fiction?

I am always asked my opinion on Cinnamon Toast, so I am here to put that question to rest. Cinnamon Toast is a great thing, but ONLY in moderation. It can become addictive to folks with easily compr...
Posted by Toast on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST