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Steak

So tasty.

About Me

I'm a juicy, tender, piece of meat. Sink your teeth in my fleshy treat. Do with me what you will, throw my flesh on a hot summer's grill. Dribble A1 on my charr'd succulent skin, or rub me with salt from your grandma's spice-bin. Cut my body with a razor sharp knife, and the taste of my meat will enrich your life. Any way you like me, rare, well, or blackened...I'm a satisfying mofo and with big beef I'm packin... So stay hungry cuz on me you'll be snackin... Wipe off your mouth with that sweet beef lip smackin...

My Interests

A1 sauce, Cayenne Pepper, Worsteshire, Blackening, Hot Coals, Knives, Juice,Philledelphia, Webber Grills, Camping, Flanks, Filets, Gotta give props to my cows! Mr Angus, Dr Atkins & his wonderful diet for making me so popular! Cholesteral, Fat, & My good buddy potato whom I dearly love.

I'd like to meet:

I WANT TO MEAT YOU

Music:

Meat Puppets, Meat Beat Manifesto, F you Morrissey! Meat is NOT Murder. Meatloaf, Red Red Meat, Easy Meat. Meaty Beaty big and bouncy and Barry Manilow.

Movies:

Meat the parents.

Television:

Julia Childs, Yan can cook, Iron Chef, Biker Billy cooks with Fire, Emeril, From Martha's Kitchen, Naked Chef.

Heroes:

Anyone who appreciates a fine piece of meat like myself.

My Blog

we are all meat

inside and out, flesh rules with out rules to adhere by. a siren to minds eye is tender down to the center of self. if so, then pure at heart and erotic at best, flesh not selfless in where ...
Posted by Steak on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Well Done

Yesterday was kind of hot where i was. So there I am sitting out in the sun too long. Low and behold, next thing I know, Im fucking Well Done!!!!!!! Dammet. My skin is all tough now. It may...
Posted by Steak on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST