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Chetak Ngomed

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

About Me

obviously fricative, but exact value discussed / proposed
Daddy's Girl
All I ever do is sit down inside a dank, foggy pit and growl for food all day. No one has even seen me. The idea of how horrific and scary I must be is more terrifying than actually seeing me, really. The most anyone ever saw of me was when my shadow menaced Holly Marshall, but she gave me a good smack for lookin' @ her funny! Still, my roar was pretty scary. I am The Sleestak God!
too good to be true, too smart for my own good
I'm From Uranus!
I shine with brilliant creativity & I'm more than a little eccentric. I love everything unusual & shocking. I'm one far-out chick. Anything unconventional excites me - and I've genius potential. Just don't let the rebel side get the best of me, or else I'll alienate everyone. My original thinking & funky attitude is all I need. Angst & bitter resentment drive me to create works that not a single idiot will ever come close to grasping. Ah, the raw and unforgiving statements that bleed from my soul are so misunderstood.
:: how jedi are you? ::
I AM 55% PUNK ROCK! The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about?
I am Centipede.
I wander back and forth minding my own business, changing directions only when things get in my way, but I always seem to be persecuted. It's as if people want to hurt me, to cut me in two, to laugh at my confusion. Can't you just leave me alone? Stop shooting me! What Video Game Character Are You? I am 20% White Trash.
.. I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. Take the
White Trash Test
@ FualiDotCom I am 20% Promiscuous.
.. There is a good chance I am still a virgin. I am not certain because I haven't even bothered to figure out what sexual intercourse actually is. But whatever it is I want nothing to do with it. There Take the
Promiscuous Test
@ FualiDotCom

My Interests

Autonomy, epistemology, noetic integration of art and sciences, sociology, economics, syncopation, traffic flow, any & all patterns & exceptions, musicology, po-mo physics, Mullah Nasrudin's String Theory Review, outsider art & justice for ALL!

I'd like to meet:

high society, intelligentsia, skilled pros & those gifted with A.D.D.; Klaus Kinski, Chrissy Poo (Walken), Crispin Hellion Glover, Matthew Barney, MF Doom + eye und eyed like to lick 'til i get the freckles off the 2nd Casey eliminated from Manhunt!

Music:

BASS! dub, exotica, experimental, funk (especially from Finland), monsta isle horrorcore, Scratch Perverts, MC Trachiotomy, Canned Hamm, Brainbombs, B3, 303, moog, delay, play in reverse, wrong speed, AG / soul / spirituals ala Sun Ra, Coil, Necrophagia, Holy Toy, Tongue, Retarded Vagina, THE BROTHERS BALTHAZAR, Lubricated Goat, Wagner, Cobra Killer, vibes & xylophone, tympany, tambourine, Gong (both the band & instrument), Lunachicks & me holy trinity: cowbells, handclaps & vocoder!

Movies:

Amargosa, Auntie Mame, Bad Lieutenant, Brazil, Cabin Boy, Dark Days, DECASIA, Diabolik, Faces of Death, Forbidden Zone, Forbidden Planet, Ghostdog, Hysterical Blindness, "I, the Jury, " Joe, Le Planet Sauvage, THX-1138, Lynch, Hitchcock, Wes Anderson, the Man Who Fell to Earth, the Man Who Would Be King, p, the Saddest Music in the World, Sunshine Hotel, documentaries, Errol Morris productions, Joe, the Search for 1-Eyed Jimmy, Cremaster 1-5 but especially 3, WAX (or the History of Television Amongst the Bees), Lance Henriksen, Rutger Hauer, Walken, DaFoe, Les Enfants du Paradis, Zero Effect, Gregory Peck & Parker "Fucking" Posey

What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

Television:

ATHF ,Robot Chicken Arrested Development, Oprah, Perralta community channel, Joannie Greggains' Morning Stretch,

Books:

Blue & Brown books (Wittgenstein), Merriam-Webster's Dictionary, PDR, Book of Thoth & Lies, Wholeness & the Implicate Order, Dancing Wu Lei Masters, Chicago Manual o' Style, Encyclopedia Britanica (pre-dumb-down), Process & Reality, Maldoror, Tales of the City, Unfolding Meaning, V.C. Andrews, Nin / Miller, Robert Anton Wilson, Hegel, Husserl, Heidegger, Slavoj Zizek, Burroughs (Father und Son), Artaud, Ballard, Bataille, David Bohm, Breton, Lacan und on....

Heroes:

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My Blog

Power Inc.

1st it was the Wacker 6600,now it's the Cummins Onan.What's with the innuendo in the portable power generator market?...
Posted by Chetak Ngomed on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:04:00 PST

6 Kawak 7 Yaxk’in On the Hunt 5:55

In Roman mythology, Diana was the goddess of the hunt, in literature the equivalent of the Greek goddess Artemis (see below)... Born with her twin brother Apollo on the island of Delos, Diana was the ...
Posted by Chetak Ngomed on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:45:00 PST

11 Chikchan 13 Sek

Despite the pre-festivities delivery of the temporary generator namely, WACKER GP 6600 we're running the AC all day....
Posted by Chetak Ngomed on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:06:00 PST

got gab (rrr)

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Posted by Chetak Ngomed on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

FRYE


Posted by Chetak Ngomed on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:55:00 PST

Heat Light: Gonna Need Alot Mo' 1s & Guns 4 This

Condo Painting: Review...profile of New York City painter George Condo is really an artistic collaboration with his biographer, filmmaker John McNaughton (HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER, WILD THIN...
Posted by Chetak Ngomed on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:49:00 PST

Superjail

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Posted by Chetak Ngomed on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:52:00 PST

Footloose

Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere   I can go anyway (way I choose)I can live anyhow (win or lose)I can go anywhere (for something new)Anyway, anyhow, anywhere I chooseI can do anything (right or wrong)I c...
Posted by Chetak Ngomed on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

Denali Svengali

As Above So Below...
Posted by Chetak Ngomed on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:33:00 PST

4 G-d N 7 Sages

This was inspired by a Uzbekistani Muslim 6th grader.  The word Ozbek means Real/original/true (Oz) Leaders, Nobles (bek).  This fantastic genius shared with me a story inspired &...
Posted by Chetak Ngomed on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST