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Nathan

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


Hi, I do voices. I also enjoy pants, sandwiches, tattoos of sandwiches, I have ADHD, I hug to shake hands, and I love Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior. My stubbornness and indecisiveness will be the death of me. I also know man who's ass is tanner than my face. Nice to meet you!
To quote a very good friend of mine because I can't spell the word "quote," Remember, I before E except when you're using a Q. then, there will always be a U after the Q, with the exception of only a few words in the English language.
He alone is my rock and my salvation; I will never be shaken. -Psalm 62:2
Matthew 11:28 -"Come to me, all of you who are weary and carry heavy burdens, and I will give you rest.
Jesus said, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. -John 14:6
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight. " -Proverbs 3:5-6
"Fish with an AK47...When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every mofo in the room, except no substitutions."
"Bring me back that I may be restored, for you are the Lord my God. " -Jeremiah 31:18
"Preserve me, Oh God, for I take refuge in you. I said to the lord, 'Thou art my God; I have no good besides you. " -Psalm 16:1-2

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, The Lord our Father in Heaven.
Robin Williams, Dave Chappelle, Eddie Griffin, Captain Kanuckles, Mike Myers, The Black Keys, John Pinette, The Myth Busters crew, Kari Byron, Tom Penny, Stevie Williams a stupid nigger, and Joey Brezinski.

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My Blog

This won’t be the last time I’ll be attacking the genre of Rap...

A Mafia."I get money, so I have to floss."Alright. So, you’re getting money. That’s cool. Flossing is good, too. Are you saying that money is like broccoli...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Funny thing with my Grandma.

My grandma had come down from Washington D.C. this past December to hang with the family for awhile. My mom was on the computer, and all of the sudden screamed as she and I (my grandma and I) were pla...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:36:00 GMT

One of the reasons I love Ross. The store Ross. Not a dude.

I get made fun of for going to Ross a lot, but it's the prices: cheap.I was in there just the other day, getting a new hat that normally is $24.00 from Oniell, and I got it for $7.00. Awesome. But I s...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:55:00 GMT