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Homer

Does whisky count as beer?

About Me

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will. All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

My Interests

Duff beer, mmm donuts, my couch, beer, T.V., donuts, sleeping, beer, passing out from beer, donuts

Music:

Well... my favorite song in Moe's jukebox is It's Raining Men ultra high frequency

Movies:

Man getting hit by football

Television:

"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that...building...thingie... where our beds and TV... is."

Books:

So, You've Decided To Steal Cable, Duff Catalogue, How to Loot Brazil

Heroes:

Duff man, The guy who makes donuts, and television is everyones hero