i am a 45 year old virgin, who still lives at home with my parents.
my name is jeff albertson, but everyone calls me comicbookguy
i own the android's dungeon & baseball card shop . i have an IQ of 170. i wear prescription pants. i like to download porn from the internet.
i like tacos and other fattening food.
items currently for sale in my comic store - Radioactive Man .72, radioactive Man .9, Radioactive Man .1, Radioactive Man figurine, "Melvin and the Squirrels" Album , "Meet the Be Sharps" Album, Comics: Batboy; Birdguy; Mr. Smarty Pants; Catgirl; Dog Kid; Bat Chick; Snake Kid; Power Person; Manboy; Nick; Treeman; Mr. Hop; Lava Lad; The Human Bee; Mister Amazing; Star Dog; Iguana Girl; Radiation Dude; Radioactive Man....
.Alf Pogs ...Bart's Soul ...Krusty comic .. Mary Worth comic strip in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide .. Antique Itchy drawing .. Photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore .. Hamburglar comic ..Radioactive Man comic ...'Atomic' cherry bombs ..Ultimate Belt
i am highly sarcastic, insulting and rude, but the women love me. i hate getting off my stool for anything other than a cash transaction."Forty bucks?! Forget it! You made me get off my stool for that?"
"Show me the thirty bucks, 'cos if you a'int got it, I a'int getting off the stool."
"Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote unquote, Ultimate Belt."
