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Jaybee

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About Me


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Stop mumbling. I can't hear a word you are saying!I love kitty feet..aren't they cute! :) The sign of the "Protector". Cancer is the true nurturer of the Zodiac, always caring and considering others well being. Cancer is an extremely emotional sign, and is closely related to the feminine aspect, or the mother. Like the soft white rays of the moon, Cancers motives are almost always pure. This makes for a very beautiful and lovable person. Although the Cancer personality can be very vulnerable at times, it has its defenses. People born under this sign tend to be shy and keep their distance. Cancer is always quick to forgive and their strength lies in their ability to move past petty issues. Although sometimes gullible, Cancer always rebounds and turns a dark situation light. Cancer people although not usually leaders, know how to move people. They connect to others on an inner level, and always influence the people they associate with for the better. Once committed, Cancer people are extremely devoted. They are always faithful and loyal, but their relationships need security. Cancer places high importance on the idea of family and the home. Cancer personalities relate well to children, and are a true inspiration of spirit to those in need of assistance. Cancer people are fair minded, and always willing to compromise. They are extremely resourceful when the time comes, and can seem to pull just what they need right out of thin air.

My Interests

My Husband's laugh and big bear hugs, school, photography, imagination, scarey (not gory) movies that you can't watch alone with the lights off, Sirius Radio, San Jose Improv & The Punchline in SF, yoga, english bulldogs, water balloon fights, Point Lobos, North Lake Tahoe, Anchor Bay, Lake Pillsbury, San Diego Zoo, Howard Stern, flea markets, garage sales, Halloween, 4:20 baking, Reggae on the River (12 year veteran), homemade cheeseburgers "mmmmm...cheeseburgers", freckles, laughter, smiles, swings, reading, Mother Nature, my shadow, red & purple hair, Stevian, Spooky Kooky and kitty face kisses with the WaxMonkey..he's such a funky monkey!Some of my favorite standups.. Dave Chapelle, Dave Attell, Richard Jeni, Robert Schimmel, Kevin Avery, Tommy Chong, David Allen Greir, Sarah Silverman, John Witherspoon, Christopher Titus, Kevin James, Patton Oswalt, Charlie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Wayne Brady, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, Mitch Hedberg, Robin Williams, Lisa Lampanelli & Adam Sandler. ____________________________________________________________ __________ Pet Peeeves - Pineapple (we have a love/hate relationship), chapped lips, running out of clean socks, pointless gory movies, forgetfulness, perfectionists, learning Apple quick keys, computer crashes, flat tires, crooked teeth, spiders, flys and mosquitoes..ewweee, gross!

I'd like to meet:

Smelly people suck! If you smell..and you know if you do..go away! :p

Music:

Holy cow..there are so many. There's no way I could ever list them all! Here's a few.. The Beach Boys, John Lennon, Chill Rob G, Chubb Rock, Slick Rick, Dj Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince, Stereo Mc's, House of Pain, Marilyn Manson, Bob Marley & Sons, Ghetto Youth, Madonna, Shiny Toy Guns, Run DMC, Salt 'N' Pepa, Norah Jones, Stevie Guitar Miller, Doors, Rolling Stones, Evanescence, Buju Bonton, Yellowman, Steel Pulse, Beenie Man, Burning Spear, The Donnas, Suzanne Vega, Fat Boys, De La Soul, The Postal Service, Bjork, Sugar Cubes, Depeche Mode, Beastie Boys, Beck, AC/DC, Black Sabbath/Ozzy, Van Halen, Metallica, classic Chili Peppers, The Beatles, They Might be Giants, Pink Floyd, Oingo Boingo, Madness, Erasure, Boy George, Blondie, Go Go's, Fleetwood Mac, Surrealistic Pillow, Sade, Donna Summer, Bee Gees, Stevian, Leathal, Mark Farina (when he spins records..ya..I said it!), Mark Willson, Daniel Joseph, Podge, Pablo, Gunnar, Spun, Jeno and every other style inbetween..even a little country~ yeeeeha!

Movies:

I love movies, especially Tim Burton & Superhero flicks. I know..I'm a sucker for a happy ending, what can I say.. Some favorites: Ghostbusters, Superman Returns, Over the Hedge, My Super Ex-Girlfriend, Death to Smoochy, Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anger Management, Big Fish, Waterboy, Mystery Men, Fever Pitch, 50 1st Dates, Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Graduate, Let's Make Love, Bus Stop, Say Anything, Sleepy Hollow, Wedding Singer, The Longest Yard, Punchdrunk Love, Edward Scissorhands, Lost Boys, Meatballs, Revenge of the Nerds, Labyrinth, Superstar, Beetle Juice, Ace Ventura, Spiderman, SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN, X-Men, Batman w/Keaton was the best (Tim Burton), Pulp Fiction, Lost in Translation, Desperately Seeking Susan, Snatch, The Omen, Rosemary's Baby, Poltergeist, Psycho, The Godfather Saga, What Lies Beneath, Vertigo, Grease, The Birds, Roman Holiday, Memoirs of a Geisha, Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings although the books are x10 better!

Television:

I'm not really into TV shows as much as watching movies. HBO is my friend. Entourage, Deadwood, Weeds, Family Guy, 24, South Park, King of Queens, Seinfeld, That 70's Show, The Simpsons, Chapelle's Show and Days of our Lives when I'm home sick.

Books:

I read all the time. I'll read anything that captures my imagination. Running with Scissors, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, love Steven King, Lemony Snicket, Harry Potter x6, V.C. Andrews. I just finished Harry Potter 6 and am looking for something new..suggestions welcome!

Heroes:

My Fun Loving Family! Love you guys! :)

My Blog

I got a new kitten!

adopt your own virtual pet!...
Posted by Jaybee on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:51:00 PST

Weight Watchers

So Judy and I did it..we joined Weight Watchers yesterday. Surprisingly enough, it looks like it wont be that bad. Of course it helps to have the support of a great friend to keep you going. They s...
Posted by Jaybee on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:44:00 PST

Inspiration


Posted by Jaybee on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST

Got to love Kevin Avery! He makes me laugh..

He's a local boy.. Catch him when you get a chance. We've seen him more than once at the SJ Improv and the night he opened for Dave C. at the Punchline. HILLARIOUS!Posted By:Kevin AveryGet this vid...
Posted by Jaybee on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST

Babe...look what I found!

I wish we could do it all over again...and not change a thing! :)Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Jaybee on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:45:00 PST

I love Disneyland! :)

OMG..15 years was way too long. I can't wait to go back! :)And of course, my favorite of all time!...
Posted by Jaybee on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:00:00 PST

1st place winner! :)


Posted by Jaybee on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:35:00 PST

Nuff said!

Madonna officially wraps her Confessions trek tomorrow night at the Tokyo Dome in Japan, capping what, according to Billboard, has been the highest grossing tour ever for a female artist.Citing tentat...
Posted by Jaybee on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 04:45:00 PST

What Super Hero are You?

Take the quiz: What SuPeR HeRo Would You Be?StormYour a hott momma just waiting to create that perfect storm.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!...
Posted by Jaybee on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:59:00 PST

Can WE Get Together?!

Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Jaybee on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:11:00 PST