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dJ*jOeY*tEk

~Im gonna pretend like a give a shit and leave it at that...ahhhh!!!~

About Me

In regards to MUZIK:Im a Lover of Jazz, Funk, Disco, Reggae Dubb, HOUSE*ESUOH!!!!,ACIEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!(Oh You know what im talking bout!!!!), Baleric(Acid House's Cousin), Early Breaks, Latin, Soul, Disco R&B, Ambient, Drumm n Bass, Trip Hop, Emo Folktronica, Samba, Rumba, Drums!!!...always the drums!!, & Classic Rock. Im a SAN FRANCISCO HOUSE MUZIK DJ, 1ST AND FORMOST~ Been Djing for 18 yrs. I started out spinning classic hip hop and Freestyle(high energy to the lamen). But now im prodominantly playing house while building up my Modern Disco, Disco, 80's electro & New Romance, Dub Reggae, & ambient collections as well. Ive also just delved into the production aspect of making all beats acidic! Im very much titillated about this new venture. Prophetic Release on "CONNECTED RECORDINGS" coming soon to a turntable near you....=^)As for me: I retain an outgoing personality. I happen to takes risks. I do like attention, but im no "Attention Strumpet"(it means attention whore!). I sometimes have no self control with certain aspects of my life, so from time to time im a "HABITUAL LINE STEPPER" like Rick James. I am kind hearted, though im NO PUSHOVER, Gregarious, Boisterous. VERY Vendictive if taken to that point. Easy to get along with and talk to. I tend to project that "everything's peachy" attitude, its cuz im usually smiling. I love talking to people and singing(only in the shower) To say that im passionate about music, is to say that the pacific ocean is a "TAD MOIST". Im a daydreamer for sure, been that way since i was 7. Im easily deflected, hence my "ADHD"...but never took any RITALIN. I DETEST not being trusted, cuz im all about TRUST~ GINORMOUS Imagination. I LOVE to be Loved. I hate studying, yet im a very "Quick Study". I long for freedom, like to be outta the hustle and bustle of the city. Im rebellious when withheld or circumscribed. Im always a suspect.(I.E THE CASE OF THE MISSING POT)..which was solved!!!(i didnt do it by the way) Im quite pixalated at times. I sometimes come of as "charming" or "acidly witted" to people i first meet. Very inquisitive about certain subjects like space and time, and History, and random facts..big words give me a "RAGING CLUE". But mostly I LOVE TO CELEBRATE LIFE~
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My Interests

Realigning My Center & Finding My Chi!!!!THIS WAS CHI CHI MY CHINCHILLA(R.I.P)I MISS YOU!!! MY BIBLES!!! THE SUNSTONE BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER OF CHAMPIONS* ALL PRAISE TO HAILE SELASSIE!!! "THE SECRET", GLOBAL WARMING, GOING HARD IN THE PAINT, HAVING MY NORTH FACE ON, "BEING REMINDED THAT MY WISH IS MY COMMAND", MAKING EVERY MIX MY BITCH!!..LOL, EVERY NUANCE, HAVING A 3RD EYE, CELEBRATING LIFE!, BEING BRUTALLY HONEST, HAVING A "CSI" MEMORY, UNDERSTANDING LIFE EVER SO CLEARLY DAY BY DAY, LIFE SUCKS:WEAR A CUP!, HAVING FAITH IN MYSELF, HATING BEING RIGHT ALL THE TIME(LOL), DEER FEET, SHAKE N' BAKE, SLOWING DOWN THE HUSTLE, HAVING A LAUGH AT OTHERS EXPENSES, TIVO, RECORDING, RERUNS, BUT WHY???...LOL, GETTING ROAD RAGE AND TELLING THE GUY WHO CUT ME OFF TO GO SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!!!, PIE CHARTS OF PROCRASTINATION, GOING THRU "NO EXIT" DOORS AND REALIZING WHILE I WALK THRU THEM THAT THEY UNDERESTIMATED THAT DOOR, CAMELBACK BACKPACKS FULL OF ALCOHOL, NEVER EVER GOING TO THE PIONEER SALOON FOR AS LONG I LIVE, FINDING OPIUM ON THE LAST DAY OF REGGAE, JAHMOTION LAG, GOING TO THE BATHROOM TO ACTUALLY GO TO THE BATHROOM, KINGKUSH, "YOUR TOO CLOSE!!"..HAHAHAHA, SUPERJAH, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT SIZZLA'S SO MAD ABOUT???, THE BIG PEOPLE, ASTHMATIC STONER ATHLETES, SPEAKING MY MIND ALOT MORE OFTEN, TRYING, CHALUPA'S, OCD, HELMET HEAD(ITS GONE!!!!), SHROOM TEA, PUTTIN THE BUG IN PEOPLE, A GOOD FART JOKE, SHINY THINGS, LOVING JAH EVERY WAKING MINUTE OF MY NATURAL BORN LIFE..., USING MY NINJA POWERS FOR EVIL!!!, LOOKING OUT FOR #1;AND MAKING SURE I DONT STEP IN #2(LOL), SHARPENING MY LINGUISTIC SKILLS, LEARING HOW TO MEDITATE, NEVER GOING TO ANOTHER 2ND SUNDAY PARTY AGAIN, PROMOTING COLUMBIA'S #1 EXPORT, STAYING TRULY HUMBLE, ACID HOUSE MUZIK!!, LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST, SPINNING HOUSE MUSIC, BECOMING A "SAINT" OVERNIGHT..LOL...THANKS PATTY~, VIP'ING IT, BHANG!, COORDINATION, AVOIDING TENNIS MISHAPS(THATS LAME), KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON THE "GAMEKILLERS", SNAPPLE TOPS, SCIENCE, CULTURE(OF ANY), BJ'S(PIZZA AND PLEASURE) DIET PEPSI, GROWING SOME ILLMATIC STRANDS WITH ALOT OF TRICHOMES(COMING SOON!!!), ACID HOUSE MUZIK!!!, BEING SILLY, SNUGGLING, FINDING HUMOR IN EVERYTHING, LAUGHING AT THE WEATHER, KAOS THEORY, LEARNING MORE, REACHING MY COMFORT ZONE, FASTLY BECOMING A POT NERD, BEING EVIL, DABBLING IN DANGER, PRETENDING LIKE "I GIVE A SHIT" AND LEAVING IT AT THAT, FINDING OODLES OF ENJOYMENT WITH MY BMW, COINCIDENCE, CHANCE, THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, THE HUTCHINSON EFFECT, ELECTRIC FOG, METALIC CLOUDS, COMPLEXITIES, SIMPLICITIES, PRODUCING,DEEP:DARK:ACID:FUNKY:DISCO:DUBBB:BANGING:TECH:JAZZ Y:COMPLEX HOUSE MUZIK!!, PATRON, MY CAR THE WHITE PONY, GROWING OUT MY NEW CRAZY CURLY HAIR AGAIN?!?!?!?, BEING ACCEPTING OF OTHER'S IMPERFECTIONS, INFINITE WISDOM, RECLAIMING MY INNER CHILD AT DISNEYWORLD, GETTING ALL WARM AND COZY WITH MY WOOBIE, KISSING:CARRESSING:LICKING ALL OVER HEAVENS GATE ;-), SEEING PEOPLE GO OFF WHEN I PLAY BEATS, BIALINGUALISM, TOAISM, BUDDISM, TEKISM, EGGPLANT, CATCHING PEOPLE SLIPPING, DISENCLINING TO AQUIES TO YOUR REQUEST...IT MEANS NO!, EARLY CUBEIZM, TRUE FRIENDSHIP, DUALITES, CONSISTANCY, USING BIG WORDS AND KNOWING WHAT THEY MEAN, BEING A RECORD NERD, GROWING UP, SOY, TRES LECHES CAKE!, FEELING THE VIBE AND GETTING LOST IN IT, DYCOTIMIES, SEEKING, DANCING, KNOWING, PLAYING WELL WITH OTHERS, ***BEWARE*** MAKING UP WORDS WHEN IM WASTED LIKE "I GOOD YOU BID EVENING", FEEDING MY BELLYBUTTON SOUR BLUE SKITTLES, THE OPIUM POPPY, WAKING EM UP!!, SMOOTHIES, SAVING SOME MONEY FOR A RAINY DAY, CHICKEN KAABOBS, "BEING SOMEBODY", SNOWBALL FIGHTS, WHISTLER, WALKER TEXAS RANGER, DUFFFFFF, PASSING ACID TESTS WITH FLYING COLORS!!, SPORES, CHI-CHI(TISHA'S CHINICHILLA), PIZZA!!, 2012, CREATURE COMFORTS, SMORES, KEKSBURG INCIDENT, RENDALSHAM FOREST INCIDENT, THE STRING CHEESE INCIDENT, PASSIONATE KISSES, SPOTTING A WHORE UNDERNEATH THE PALE MOON LIGHT, QUANTUM PHYSICS, WALKING THE DOGS ON PEEPS WHEN THEY NEED IT, FEELING MYSELF!(NOT WHAT YOUR THINKING) ROSWELL NEW MEXICO(JULY 2ND 1947??), SERATONIN, DOPAMINE, ENDORPHINES, GRILLED PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM SANDWICHES, PARADISE ICED TEA, INSPIRATIONAL PEOPLE, "TRANCE DANCE!", MY PASSION FOR MIXING, WAKING UP NEXT TO MY BABYDOLL, BEING SHARP AS WHIP, A FULL MOON, HOT TUBBING WITH MY BABY, SPORTS MONTAGES, MUDDY BUDDY'S, BUD BUTTER, REGGAE ON THE RIVER, WMC, MIAMI, PIERCY CA, DRIVING UP NORTH, PLAYING ALL THE GRAND THEFT AUTO GAMES, OPERATION CRACKER, USING BOOZE TO UNLOCK ME, RECALLING THE DAYS OF MY MISPENT YOUTH..LOL, MY ACID WIT, SNAPPY COMBACKS(I GOT A MILLION OF EM!..TRY ME) JUICY GOSSIP, JORAN VAN DER SLOOT, EVERRET AND JONES BBQ, THE OPPOSITE SEX, OPERATION MAJESTIC 12, OOEY GOOEY STUFFED CUPCAKES, BURGERS, POP CULTURE, ERADICATING COKED OUT LIONS, THE SOFT COMPLIMENTING THE COARSE, PEOPLE WATCHING(I DONT MISS MUCH), SOMATI, 2ND CHAKRAS, ITAL CALABASH, KUNDILINI, MEDITATING WHICH LEADS YOU TO NIRVANA, PENINSULA FOUNTAIN AND GRILL(BEST MILKSHAKES IN THE WORLD), ARCHEALOGY, ANTIQUITIES, RELIGIOUS ARTIFACTS, PHUTURE, LOST CIVILIZATIONS, ALL OLMEC, TOLTEC, INCAN, MAYAN, AZTEC TRIBES/KINGS, EGYPTIANS, HEIROGLYPHS, ANCIENT TIMES, BANCOK BAY(RWC) MARNEE THAI(SF), BEST OF THAI NOODLES (SFHAIGHT), HOUSE OF SIAM(SAN JOSE), PEPPER THAI(CAMPBELL), THAI ORCHID(CAMPBELL) WHAT?? I LIKE THAI!!, TANTRIC MASSAGE, TANTRIC SEX, BONDAGE, ROLL PLAYING, CIRCUMVENTING MY WAY AROUND PROBLEMS, PROJECT MOGUL, FEEDING TUBES, TRYING NOT TO BE SOOOOOOOOO RUDE, NOT TRAINWRECKING, NOT CLEARING DANCEFLOORS, DUCKJUICES, LEARNING HOW TO HACK INTO SYSTEMS, "MY LUVVVVVVVVVVAH!", LAUGHING UNTIL MY STOMACH HURTS, ALL ROMAN EMPERORS, HISTORY, CREATING NICKNAMES FOR PEOPLE I SEE ON THE STREET, BEING A LIL JAH, CHI CHI(TISHA'S CHINCHILLA), PRODUCING ALL BEATS ACIDIC, PONDERING, PSYCOLOGY, UFOS, ACID SQUELCHES, UFO'S IN THE BIBLE, ABDUCTIONS(ALIEN), X-GAMES, UFC, ART, GRAFFITTI, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, BEING FED ALCOHOL THRU I.V, SHOOTING PAINT THINNER INTO MY PENIS, DISCOSMUT, BEING IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE(ILL LET YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES) BEING EVIL, GIGGLING ATTIC HIPPIES, DRUM CIRCLE HIPPIES, CHOCOLATE MUSHROOMS, BEING ABLE TO BLEND HOUSE MUSIC LIKE A CHAMP*, INDOOR CANNIBAS HORTICULTURE, FIREWORKS, BEING A PERSONAL WEEKEND BARTENDER FOR THE "AB/FAB GIRLS", FUZZY BLANKETS, BEING UNDER THE COVERS WHILE ITS RAINING OUTSIDE, CLOSING MY EYES AND SEEING THE DEEP DARK PURPLE STARS SMILING AT ME AS IF UNWRAPPING THE SWALLOWS WHEN I DREAM, POETRY, BREAKING INTO AN ENGLISH ACCENT AT A MOMENTS NOTICE, PROJECT BLUE BOOK, SONNETS, ALL ANCIENT GREEK PHILOSIPHORS, PROP 215, DANCING WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT, THE TIME OF 4:20, TIME MACHINES, TIME TRAVELLING, THROWING STUFF OFF OF TIME MACHINES, PINCHELADAS, FRIED CRAB, LA FONDUE!, FEELING IT, THIZZLING, STARING@THE MOON(PROBABLY GOT THIS AFFINITY FROM MY ANCESTORS THE AZTECAS), LOOKING AT MAPS OF THE WORLD, SITTING ON MY ROCK AT PANTHER BEACH, DREAMING, LOVING, UFC, FEELING HIGH AND MIGHTY, BEING MEXICAN, THE WHOLE ENTIRE STATES OF CALIFORNIA & MICHOACAN, MEXICO WOOOOOOOOOHOO!, BEING AMISS*, GETTING STUCK IN WORMHOLES, BLACK HOLES THAT TRAP LIGHT/TIME, STAYING HUMBLE, LEMONADE!!...THAT COOL REFRESHING DRINK, CONFIDENCE IN MYSELF, STRONG WILLED, IDIOSINCRISIES, SUNSETS/SUNRISES, MORE COWBELL, BUTTERSCOTCH ON TAP, BEING EVIL WHEN NEED BE(WHICH IS ALWAYS) BBQ OYSTERS, POW WOWS, THE DRUMS..ALWAYS THE DRUMS, KIND STRANDS, NATIVE AMERICANS, TAKING BACK THE HAMPTONS FROM THE WHITE PEOPLE, TRIBAL STATUS, FRISO'S FINEST TAINTED TREATS COMPANY, FUTURE PASTERY CHEFING, FINANCIAL FREEDOM, SATISFYING MY SOUL, THE ROLAND TB-303(ANALOG BABY!!!), MAKING FUN OF CRACKHEADS/CRACKWENCH'S IN THE CITY, TROPICAL ISLANDS, EXPLORING THE WORLD, NINA SIMONE, MONTY PYTHON, SPINAL TAP, COOKING WITH BUD, THE FOOD NETWORK, THE WATERFALL ON MY DADS PROPERTY IN MICHOACAN(THATS LUXURY*), NASA, THE ANNUNAKI, NIBURU(PLANET X) KNOWING ALOT OF RANDOM FACTS(WALKING SNAPPLE TOP), HAVING A GOOD OL' FASHIONED MEXICAN STANDOFF!, CONFRONTATIONS, LEARING MORE, PALAU, EL OTRO MUNDO(NOT THE LABEL), morphine, diamorphine, cyclozine, codeine, temazepam, nitrezepam, phenobarbitone, sodium amytal dextropropoxyphene, methadone, nalbuphine, pethidine, pentazocine, cyclobenzaprine, carisoprodol, flextra, rorer 714, oxycontin, mandrax, hydrocodone, diocalm, buprenorphine, dextromoramide chlormethiazole, amyl nitrate, zanaflex, skelaksin, daizepam, clonozopam, flextra-ds, flexaril, darvacet, xanax, percocet, perkadin, soma, BONGOS, CALYPSO, TIMBALE, TAMBORES, CHOICE SF(REMEMBER??), HOUSE MUSIC, GERMAN VINYL, NOT PICKING UP THE NEEDLE ON A DJ WHOS SPINNING, OH YEAH ALSO...NOT REMINDING PEOPLE WHO'S ON THE DECKS..WHEN WE ALREADY KNEW..FUCK!HAHAHHA, EASTER ISLAND, ARUBA, HIGHWAY CHASES, DOUBLE ENTANDRE'S, WORDS THAT HAVE MORE THEN ONE MEANING, NOUNS, VERBS, ADJECTIVES, PRONOUNS, GHETTOPOLY, CRACKTIONARY, STAYING AWAY FROM HIGH PRESSURE, CUSTOMER SERVICE, BEING EYEWITNESS TO A UFO, DREAMING OF MY 1ST PROMO, THINKING ABOUT WMC FOR 2007, MODERATIONS OF ALL KINDS, FUTURE, LIFE....

I'd like to meet:

Id love to meet party goers. Id love to meet like Minded Cannibas Smokers. Id like to meet people who arent social climbers, and who dont have Ulterior Motives/Hidden Agenda's for me. Id love to meet others who Dj/Produce so that i can network with. If you have an evil/dark streak, then i love you already!! Id love to meet down to earth people like hippies, american natives, Pagans, and indigenious peoples of Mexico, Central America, & South America. Id like to meet people that know how to dance/have fun/party/ & arent DRAMA!!. Id love to meet comedic people so that you may commence the funny!!. Id love to meet performers of any nomenclature. And especially, id LOVE to meet people who "LOVE HOUSE MUZIK!!!!!". If you dont love house music, its gonna be a hard sell. Put it this way, if you dont know about "THE BIZNEZZ", then i dont have any business being your friend~ "

"FUCK CHORIZZZZZZZZZZO HOUSE MUSIC!!!!!" MY PLAYGROUND!!..Asphalt City, SANFRANDISCO!! This is basically the message of "The Secret" encapsulated into a 4 minute visual monologue. It's cool, check it out.

Music:

Rhythm and Blues SOUL, cant forget that!! FUNK (CONFUNKSHUN BABY!!!!) Classic Rock Punk Wierd absract Industrial THE DRUMMS!!!, always the drumms!!! TRIP-HOP AFROCUBAN, LATIN JAZZ ELECTOPUNKDISCO ESPANTOSO!!! STRANGE SOUNDS(ANY), HOUSE ESUOH HOUSE ESUOH HOUSE ESUOH HOUSE ESUOH

DISCO, R&B DISCO, MODERN DISCO ELECTRO NEW ROMANCE(DEPECHE MODE) WORLD MUSIC, REGGAE(MORE DUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB) "BLACK UHURU" Sickest Reggae Group Ever!!!!

Movies:

Too Many to list....

Television:

Comedy, Comedy, COmEdY!!!

Books:

Where the wild things are

Heroes:

Dj Pierre for Givn me acccccccccccccciiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeed~