KellCrow

I'd like to meet:

I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.

Thomas Jefferson

*snerk* No really. I want to meet anybody who is not afraid to defy their cultural standard. Anybody who is not afraid to laugh at funerals. Anybody who is not afraid to call me a bitch.

I do not want to date you. I can screw up my personal life just fine on my own, thanks. Been doing it for years. I do not want to "cyber". I have my masturbation techniques all sorted out as well. But again, thanks so much for any concern. I am an educated, politically aware, non-white, bisexual woman (Wooo, scary). I am also polyamorous. And I practice Magick (Practice does make perfect after all!). If these things are likely to offend you, please hit your browser's "Back" button. Because I want none of the game of flaming email tag that is bound to ensue. I'm way too good at it and unrelenting in it. Other words, I'll win.

Endearing to me, are the qualities of Honesty, Passion, Humor, Strength, Irony, Wisdom, Witticism, Cynical Idealism, Jaunty Nihilism, Insight, Candor, Honor. Repellent to me, are Apathy, Stubborn Ignorance, Racism, Arrogance, Dullness, Futility, Passivity, Insecurity, Unenlightenment, and poor vocabulary or grammar ;}

If you are homophobic, paganphobic, genderphobic, politicophobic, or just plain phobic, just save us both some time and frustration and go elsewhere. Don't need ya. Likewise if your belief system includes a condemnation of the teachings of others; restrictions to what someone besides yourself is able to do with their body; or absolute obeisance without wavering, to the dictates of your leaders. Just. Go. Away. You will hate me, and I will vomit all over your nice shoes.

Conversely, if you are creative, unrestrained, erotic, impetuous, apocalyptic, irreverent, and just a bit sinister, what in the world are you doing still reading this? Message me already!

Music:

Industrial, Goth, Electronica/House; Blues, Jazz, Funk; Rockabilly, Gothabilly, Psychobilly; Classic Rock, Folk, 80's New wave; 80's Glam Metal (yeah, that's right; I said it...); Classical, Celtic, Middle Eastern, Drums... Anything by Anyone from New Orleans. At All .

I'm a dancer; I can find something to appreciate in just about any music (even certain Hip-Hop ;} ). I get tired of most Country easily -except for Texas Americana. Google it. While you're at it, check out my friend from Austin, Katherine Dawn . She made me feel very much at home during my "Hurrication", and she freakin' rocks.

Also check out these people ~ Cole Bastard , Radioactive Halo , Rooble , Grayson Capps , Gerald R. Stokes ~ Word out for my peeps from da fahv-oh-fo'.

Dead Can Dance, Psychic TV , Throbbing Gristle, Coil , Current 93, Chris and Cosey, Crash Worship , Diamanda Galas, Exene Cervenka, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, KMFDM, Lords Of Acid, Ministry, White- and Rob Zombie, Finntroll, Laibach, Rammstein, The Killers, The Pixies, Shriekback, The Ramones, Impotent Sea Snakes , Insane Clown Posse, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, James Brown, Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Clarence Gatemouth Brown ,Billie Holliday, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams I, II, and III, Johnny Cash, David Allen Coe, Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, Creedence, Kansas, The Doors, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, Blue Oyster Cult, Journey, Whitesnake, Skid Row, Social Distortion, Rev. Horton Heat, Dicky Dale and his Deltones, Royal Crown Review, Dash Rip Rock , Dr. John , Morning 40 Federation , Mangina , Fats Domino , Charmaine Neville Band , Rebirth Brass Band , Neville Brothers , The Radiators , Cowboy Mouth ...

Movies:

Any. The Good, The Bad, OR The Cheesy. Freaky scary horror flicks. Classics. Comedy. Anything from Tobe Hooper. ANY Kevin Smith Film. Anything by Mel Brooks. John Carpenter. Tim Burton. Yes, yes, anything by Quentin. Jerry Bruckheimer. Troma! The Coen brothers. Anything based on an HP Lovecraft story. Any Clive Barker Film.

Fight Club; Tank Girl; 8mm; Blade Runner; Scarface; Goodfellas; Alien(s) (All of them); The Breakfast Club; Thirteen Ghosts; Freddy Got Fingered; Jaws (All of them); Santa Sangre; House of 1,000 Corpses; The Devil's Rejects; The Doom Generation; The Big Lebowski; Strangeland; Night Terrors; Johnny Mnemonic; *sniff* Serenity *sob!*; Ilsa, She-Wolf Of The SS; War Of The Roses; The Italian Job; Suicide Kings; Halloween (MOST of them!); The Fifth Element; Dawn of the Dead; Shaun Of The Dead; Office Space; Clerks (Both of them); 8-Legged Freaks; Saw; Williard; Manhunter; Silence of the Lambs; Red Dragon; Sleepy Hollow; Trainspotting; Tombstone; The Ring; Kalifornia; Caligula; To Wong Foo...; Forrest Gump; A Clockwork Orange; Arise!; Hellraiser (3 of them!); Reform School Girls; 12 Monkeys; Brazil; Clue; Se7en; Body Double; Videodrome; Independance Day; Raising Arizona; Identity; Final Destination; Butterfly Effect; Hitchhikers' Guide To The Galaxy; Shawshank Redemtion; Control; The Green Mile; Pretty In Pink; Full Metal Jacket; Tomb Raider; Young Frankenstein; Apocalypse now; Men In Black; Swordfish; Taxi Driver...

Must I go on? I. Love. Movies. Period.

I think Requiem For A Dream is a comedy, and Natural Born Killers is a love story. Yeah. That's how I roll.

...And yes, I have to admit, -Trek and -Wars. All of them. *sigh* I am a big huge geek. So sue me.

Television:

Law & Order. Any of those Forensiccy shows on A&E & Court TV. Mysteries and the Unknown. South Park. The Simpsons. Hell's Kitchen. Top Chef. *sniff* Firefly *sob*. The Weather Channel. The news. But I don't watch much TV; there are far more entertaining ways to rot one's brain. I Do NOT Watch any of those Buffy, Angel, Xena, Star-dromeda-Space-Gate-Enterprise-Deep-Atlantis-Of-Babylon shows, Anime. or "Reality" TV. Please. Don't assume I'll know what the fuck you're talking about if you rattle on and on about that shit.

Books:

Anything by Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, Clive Barker, Elmore Leonard, Christopher Moore, Tim Dorsey, HPL, RAW, Thomas Harris, Jeffery Deaver, Terry Pratchett, Crowley, Peter Carroll, William Blake, James Joyce, Brion Gysin, J.G. Ballard, Bukowski, Aldous Huxley, Timothy Leary, Ambrose Bierce; most anything by Poppy Z. Brite, Stephen King, William Gibson, Anton La Vey, Mickey Spillane, Dashiell Hammett, James A. Michener, Henry Rollins. "Classics" to me are the likes of A Confederacy Of Dunces, Brave New World, 1984, The Illuminatus Trilogy, Lord of The Flies, Catcher In The Rye...But I am up on my Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Joyce, Byron, De Sade, and Dante' as well. In publications, I look for something in a Re-Search Magazine , The Onion , SubGenius publications, Fortean Times , Bizarre ... And I really love The Sun and Weekly World News ... Hey; with brilliant and informative headlines like Easter Island Prophecies Foretold Katrina Disaster and Tsunami Uncovers Atlantis, one would be stupid NOT to read 'em! There's a reason, after all, why WWN is the eigth largest-circulated publication on the planet! I have a penchant -kind of an obsession really- for conspiracy theories, The Unexplained, aliens, three-headed-cats, Nessie, zombies, freaks, geeks, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster ... I gobble that shit up like the head off a chicken, and laugh and laugh all day. My book collection (I am still not so obnoxious as to call it a "library") is ridiculously huge. In addition to the above, I also collect a huge amount of text- and reference books. Computer programming and design, History, Latin (I'm rusty, but in my prime, I could mug you while speaking only in Latin: "I have a catapult; give me all of your money or I will hurl a huge rock at your head") and other languages, Anthropology, Sociology, Politics, Economics, Crafting, Conspiracy Theories, Serial Killers, Strange Phenominae... and oh yes; scores and scores of volumes, of what an ex of mine used to refer to as my "Damn Witchie-poo Shit". Go figure; the phrase (and the books) lingered, long after the ex did... So yes, I read. I am a total book-geek... but I am not a book snob...So long as you are at least book-friendly, we'll get along.

Heroes:

Ray Nagin, Mayor of New Orleans.

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