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The Baron is the finest 5000 year old ex-super villain astrologer you'll ever meet. Bio: Born in Babylon in 3579 BCE to a family of priest-astrologers, he was an impetuous youth. He graduated, with honors, from Babylon University (Go Scorpions!) with degrees in Astrology and Planetary Magic, and a minor in Doom Studies. After a brief career as an advisor to the king, he found himself dissatisfied helping the corrupt monarch plot successful military campaigns, and bored with helping the farmers bring in a good harvest. Tired of wordly concerns, he decideded to pursue something interesting: Super-Villainy! A distinguished career followed: - Caused Trojan War
- Fall of Roman Empire
- Gave Charlemagne massive wedgie
For a complete Resume, check Monster.com But all good (and evil) things come to an end. The Baron withdrew from the material plane in the late 11th century and settled into a quaint cabin on the astral. After centuries of meditation, he set a new and possibly suicidal challenge: Us his potent astro-skills to help the humans, despite the obvious futility. Needing a body, he possessed the finest of his descendents and set about spreading his word far and wide. These days the Baron works as a mortal astrologer, dividing his time between writing, teaching, and reading charts. If you are interested in a private reading, please email the Baron for a services and prices. - BSVC Ministry of Propaganda
Note: The Baron's bitter wisdom is also available outside of myspace. Try Abyssal Epistles on Blogger
Classic Columns!
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EssenceRelationshipsSelf UndoingStrategyMental FailurePsychological WarfareRPG NerdinessMartial StyleSexual Shortcomings
Dialogues w/ Lon Milo Duquette:Baron Vs. Rabbi, Round IVirtuous Pagans: Equinox Dialogue
Special Topics:New Planets in AstrologyInterview With Pluto
