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Hello Mothership... your... breaking up...

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

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OK kids... this is the deal. If you are a "starting out band" and your trying to use me as a billboard. I will not add you unless i dig your music. If your someone that wants to be my friend cause 1. im a younger chick that you can play sugardaddy to or 2 trying to boost your friend count up. Im not gonna add you. or 3. We have nothing in common whatsoever and you seem like the stalkery "to catch a predator" type.(((FOR THE LAST EFFING time if you do a friend request, and not at least be decent enough to email me as to why that tells me 2 things, your too lazy to be my friend.. and 2 you dont care enough to read my whole profile and actually see this..)AND!!!! SO HELP ME GOD. IF YOU ARE A FRIEND OF MINE.. DO NOT USE ME AS A BILLBOARD . PERIOD!? OR YOU WILL MEET THE DOOM OF MY DELETE BUTTON!!!!Same with 3 to 4 bullitens.. i hate bulliten whores.and finally, if I didnt ADD you on the first request, dont waste either of our times and keep asking me. Im not trying to be a bitch, its just how i roll... word

My Interests

Art, Artists, Culture, World Mythology,Religions, Eastern thought, Norse gods, Irish history, egyptology, philosophy,pirates, shamans, Arthurian mythos, Ancient to dark ages history, Books, Concerts, festivals, Ren Faires,Black and white photography,accidental tangents, the moon, warped humor,graphic novels, Vampire and zombie lore( everyone needs a Zombie plan.)Anything outdoors like camping, hiking, rock climbing,exploring skateboarding, windsurfing, skimboarding, kyacking, Travelling, deserts, canyons, beaches, forests at night, boating, fishing.. 1950's kitchy things, Mod Movement, Art Nouveau , Dadaism, Surrealism, German and swiss architecture,Pin Up models, Gothic architecture, museums, zoos, aquariums, Coffee houses( like a real one) Poetry readings, slams, spoken word, Lounge music, the way creamer looks when it first goes into Coffee, Bohemians, beatniks, Dancing like theres noone looking, chasing butterflies and small furry creatures, feathers, tickling, late night diner runs, journals, being weird and people that are slightly off kilter, quoting movies,eroticism, making people laugh, sneaking off to undisclosed places for fun, guys with longer hair than you usual ambercrombie cut.. bleh, Or guys that just look diffrent. People with odd or bold fashion sense, pirate radio, punks, swords, Alice in wonderland and Malificent memorbilia, taking pictures, skipping, holding hands, playing footsie, singin like i invented singing.Being a wine snob( I have a thing for Italian red wines..)White chocolate, berries, seafood, thrift stores, yard sales, auctions, antiques, new car smell, amusement parks, spontaneity ,Tattoos, peircings, doing artsy craftsy do it your self stuff to my pad. People and places that are drama free, open mindedness, snuggling,rock tshirts,paranormal spooky stuff, illuminati and conspiracy theory, poerty with a tumbling dreamlike factor, dreaming, to break out dancing for no reason other than to amuse myself..and perhaps others, cooking, roleplaying games( not anymore, yes.. yes laugh.. i was that kid, but I do art for them now.. so psfft)casinos, being in the wilderness, broadway musicals, black and white movies, Bond movies, Noir movies ,rat pack movies,Disney( when walt was still around), bugs bunny in drag, Marvin the martian, leonore,I feel sick comic, Spawn, Sandman( specially ramadan..oooo) Collecting Female Macfarlane figurines, faeries( quit rolling your eyes), leaving on jet planes, The Endless, sleeping in every once in a while, being a night owl, stealing peoples lighters( i swear its not on purpose), stealing good drawing pens ( i am not a klepto.. har har.), Rock collecting, , Old eighties cartoons( when they were good!!!)Giving massages , sarcasm, compliments and giving them out like candy, Retro furniture, .local concerts..cultural events.. ok if you want to know more, ask.. this list is too long allready. Basically its this my hepcats, you have to be around me to understand that i have toooo many interests.

I'd like to meet:

Dead guys list: Jim Morrison, Jack the ripper, Jack Kerouac, Johnny cash, John Waterhouse, (notice i have a thing for the letter j, coincidence mebbe..read the book.) Ghandi, Hunter S Thompson, Stanley Kubric, Frank Sinatra (any member of the rat pack), Robert Graves, Hp Lovecraft, Edgar allen Poe, Jerry Garcia, Robert Anton wilson, Timothy leary, Salvadore Dali, Hitler( but not because i thought he was kewl), and Confucious of course.Living: Neil Gaiman Clive barker Chuck Palahniuk Tom robbinsOHHHH yeah and of course the Grandmaster of galactic funk..LandoOh and your mom.. to tell her what kind of a miscreant she hath raised.

Music:

, ministry, grateful dead, tool, luscious jackson, yeah yeah yeahs, jet, danzing, black flag, perfect circle, Mother love bone,The police and stings solo stuff, Infectious grooves,violent femmes, velvet acid christ, ministry of sound, combustible edison,goldfrappe, mushroomhead,spearhead, dj shadow,jamiroquai,phish, They might be giants, Janis,CHK CHK CHK, Moody Blues,country joe and the fish, Santana, Bob seager,YES,Pink floyd and any side projects,the soundtracks to Hair, phantom of the Opera, westside story,Thievery corporation, guess who, the who, the beatles, queensryche, 311, sublime, johnny Cash, Simon and Garfunkel(yes i spell like ass), temple of the dog, some club music,Primus, Slayer,alice in chains ,tricky,indigo girls,duran duran, sevendust,bobby dylan, the church,Poe,any marley,sex pistols, lauren hill, allman brothers, gmoney and special sauce,30 seconds to mars, the strokes,smashing pumpkins,joss stone ,sinead oconnor,Fiona apple,alaniss, old chick soul music, NIN, Helmut, My life with the thrill kill cult, ritchie havens, anything by any member of the rat pack,sined o'connor. johnny mathis, portishead,massive attack, depeche mode, echo and the bunnymen, some morrisey, wolfmother ,dead milkmen..Hives, veruca salt, skinny puppy, front 242, the prodigy, simple minds, dave matthews band, morningwood, oasis( im probably the only one left alive that likes em) Rage against the machine, John mayer and JM3 ...Cure,some big band and swing,love and rockets,digable planets, tenatious d, Bjork, ,pearl jam, the killers, the shins, soundgarden... lounge music, jazz, blues,widespread panic, the beegees.. believe it or not,The Pond water experiment( a local group .. they are AMAZING!!! )Strange arrangement, new wave, butthole surfers, cultural world music( especially middle eastern, egyptian) Sca, Punk, Industrial..ic rock, glam rock, . ...Ok this list will take forever I basically listen to just about anything.. save for Country and Rap. And I have phases, where I will Listen the hell out of some artist or genre and then like a month later , Im somewhere else.

Movies:

Favorite all time? You'll giggle. Its a Animated movie called" the Last Unicorn". I saw it when i was real little, I own it FINALLY!Either that or the Last Emperor of china. Any terry gilliam, all star wars,Dark crystal,and any henson, mirrormask, The Lord of the rings Trilogy, Excalibur,Phantom of the opera( although the dewd that played the phantom annoyed me) Pirates of the Carribean, Troy , Alexander( hey im sorry i Liked that movie),any M night Shamalan movie,Braveheart, Xanadu , Merlin, Natural born Killers ( I LOVED mallory! )Watership down,any kevin smith endeavor, When the wind blows, The Animated movie to Aeon flux,Adventures of Baron Münchhausen, Old horror MOVIES., fear and loathing in las Vegas,even cowgirls get the blues, Alices restaurant, Dune, the first blade,somewhere in time, billy madison, bill and teds excellent adventure, Conan the barbarian movies, Red Sonja, Clash of the Titans, old sinbad movies, ANY JAMES BOND( but sean connery was the man)!!!! In like flint movies and all that rot. House on haunted hill The Ring ,the outsiders, tex, Stardust, sin city, Aliens (, the first one.)any cult classic, clockwork orange..velvet goldmine, ghormenghast, full metal jacket ( this is my rifle this is my gun), singles, Super troopers, top secret, breakfast club,any muppet movie specially with pepe the prawn.., occasional anime ,charlottes web,Uncle meat,Breakfast at tiffanys( anything audreys in.. shes great!) fast times at ridgemont high, real genius, casino, heist, heat, oceans 11, old black and white movies,Silent films, indie shit,Old disney wildlife movies, whats eating gilbert grape( say wheres ARNIE, SAY IT!!!) benny and joon, Head( yeah yeah that trippy monkees movie) Tombstone( val kilmer.. makes that movie),Heat, brain candy , mst3k movie, dogtown and z boys, doom generation, austin powers, batman movies,girl with a pearl earring,pretty much any comic or graphic novel based flik, legend( especially the directors cut) Labyrinth, the shining,Sin city, pi, doors, kundun, siddhartha,singles, artsy movies with the occasional subtitle to throw ya off..Wizards,fire walk with me,simon birch,Casablanca, any rat pack movie( big shocker there eh?), the wall, rocky horror( ONLY IN THEATER WITH AUDIENCE PARTI.. say it.. say it...pation). American History X, Requiem of a dream , Basketball diarys, sid and nancy. Kids, the Christmas movie, anything david lynch, garden state, sideways.Sky captain and the world of tomorrow.Chinatown,.. im boring myself...pans labyrynth... a lotta freaking movies... too many to name...

Television:

MST 3K, kids in the hall, quantum leap,the young ones, anything pertaining to King Arthur, World religion, Mythology, natural disasters,Heroes( comon who DOSENT ) any ghost or paranormal show, Monty python...hey who DOSENT like python.(..Oh god you are so big, please don't eat us), the state, reno 911, some of the older real world.. British comedy.). are you being served,mr bean,ab fab..the black adder..)Cowboy bebop, Firefly,Stargate atlantis( its soooo cheesy) That 70's show, smallville, CSI vegas.. ,Twin Peaks,( david lynch is fucking brilliant),old twilight zone, dark shadows ,some mash,Criminal minds, DR who,robot chicken, Old battlestar galactica, national geographic channel, history and travel channel, sundance, AHHH its the MR HELL show,bravo..old liquid television on mtv.Hockey( red wings fan), Boston redsox games..Xgames for the skating and Dirt biking, snowboarding.

Books:

Anything by any beat author. Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, Tao of poo, Art of war, House of leaves, Siddhartha by Herman Hesse, Kahlil Gibran,Jim morrison( his spoken word is awsome)Nibelungenlied, Norse eddas and sagas, Childhoods end, Stranger in a strange land, Dorian grey, Paradise lost, Le morte de arthur,Once and future king, Parsival,( basically anything about Arthurian History) A clockwork orange, the dark elf trilogy by Ra Salvatore, Micheal moorcock,Book of the Dun cow, William macgammon, some Lauren k Hamilton, some anne rice, dragonlance, Sylvia Plath. Fire in the head. by tom Cowan.. Art books, books on rock and roll, Mythology books, religious books,Chuck Palahniuk, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Tom robbins ( but i consider him beat)marrion zimmer Bradley,Kahlil Gibran ,Ken kensey, suspense,Hunter S Thompson, Coffee table books, National Geographic Magazines, Encyclopedias, A.A. Attanasio, Classic novels,the Illiad, the Aeneid, Hp Lovecraft( is the scariest man ever...),Poe,Yeats,Plato, Aristotle, Clive barker, Some of Steven kings shorter stories, Shakespeare,ANYTHING by Gamain. Tennyson, Go ask alice, history books, Shel Silverstein( sara cynthia silvia stout, would not take the garbage out), Dr suess,Robert frost, Alas Babylon, Night by elie weisl, mien kamph ( spelling...), lets put it this way, I have a LOT of books, and i have read a lot of stuff... chances are ive probably read it or meant to..this is the one list that literally take forever.

Heroes:

Hunter S thompson, gonzo journalism, he was the man.Joseph campbell, i have tons of respect for him, Neil Gaiman cause his writing moves me, Mole, my best guy friend, cause he is the best friend and such a fucking cool dude. Kerouac, anyone that that can embrace the American spirit and understands the "road". He has opened my eyes to a lot. J Waterhouse, his art is amazing, Ghandi, Lennon, cause hes Lennon... and he was brilliant, or any beatle for that matter, Morrison, read some of his stuff... kevin smith.. do i have to go there... comics, directing, humor... Dali.. The good DR.. HST!! Any one that tries to make their dreams come true, as trite as that sounds. people that act who they are, not let society dictate who they should be.

My Blog

because fear is the mind killer

welcome to another episode of Bored random jenna. People that are old and wear too much perfume.. Special place in hell.. right next to Jaywalkers. Placing money on the counter in front of me instead ...
Posted by Hello Mothership... your... breaking up... on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:27:00 PST

tres annoying songs

welcome to another version of songs that make me wanna punch babies House of stone and Light : Its sounds like one of those christian teen revival songs... the music sucks.. the dewds voice  is w...
Posted by Hello Mothership... your... breaking up... on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:31:00 PST

off the top of my head...

My dream house is one of those houses completely obscured from the road cause its got wayyyyyyyy tooo many plants. I always thought id be cool as hell to have my own jungle.Yeah id totally gardner it,...
Posted by Hello Mothership... your... breaking up... on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:46:00 PST

!!!(chk chk chk)

MUST .... OWN.... Something>>>> by.... this band....   If anyone knows who this is or has any of it ill clean your house, polish your shoes with my own sweat, sell your exes on the black market f...
Posted by Hello Mothership... your... breaking up... on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:01:00 PST

mental note

Pulling your thumb back on accident, in a unnatural  angle..   hurts. Its not much better when it triggers your carpal tunnel.. in your masturbat... hahaha drawing hand. I was kidding about ...
Posted by Hello Mothership... your... breaking up... on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:23:00 PST

Cause rainbow brite can be a utter bitch too.

Im not a biggot.. this is my disclaimer welcome to my version of spoken word White. Chevy.Corsica.3 dead stickers, one sublime.one element skateboard. so what was it again that SCREAMS hit on me when ...
Posted by Hello Mothership... your... breaking up... on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:37:00 PST

MEH!!

Saw Stardust last night... GREAT movie.. UTTERLY COMPLETELY SCREWED up the plot.. Nothing annoys me more than when the director gets all artists interpretation on me.. I got your art in my pants. &nbs...
Posted by Hello Mothership... your... breaking up... on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:52:00 PST

Momma aint raised no fool

I was just in a conversation about this with a friend of mine.. and i guess i want a consensus.. survey something   WHEN did taking a girl out on a date mean going dutch? NO seriously??? In the p...
Posted by Hello Mothership... your... breaking up... on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:23:00 PST

blue shoot and disclaimer time.

Yes, I did post new pictures.. but id like to take a moment to explain something. I hate people that have to be all posey mclookitmerstien .. specially girls. Meaning I cant stand it when I see half n...
Posted by Hello Mothership... your... breaking up... on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:38:00 PST

time enough for super quick, super randomy tangenty shit.

New budweiser energy drink.. 180 is like really having wings, red bull has no clue what their talking about. The Oceans Twelve soundtrack , Bjork Vespertine and bootleg radiohead has been filling my b...
Posted by Hello Mothership... your... breaking up... on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST