Mike

I am awesomeness condensed into human form. I think I should let you know, my journal will be written as a documentary, it will be like me telling you what my life is like. I know I could write like I was documenting for myself, but I'll make it easy & write like I have an audience. Oh, and no poetry ... I suck at that. So here you are, welcome to my world. A place of geek vices, anger management issues and faux philosophy.............My name is Mike, I'm 30 years old and I have an 8 year old son. I have my own house, my own car & that's about it. I'm contradictory, hypocritical and not a great speller either. I am passionate about what I believe in and I am often mistaken by my passion for being closed minded. I actually change my mind quite often, experience does that to you. I am a single father, due to mom deciding that parties & clubs were more appealing than motherhood. I don't blame her ... now ... I can understand why she did it, I just don't agree with it...........I have a roomate whom if you surf the internet you probably know him. He loves the Buffy mythos, he has quite the online "rap" with girls, doesn't have a picture of himself and chats online often. As I said, you probably know him..........I don't have a girlfriend because I quite honestly don't feel like having one. Sure, no sex sucks, but I also like being able to do what I want when I want. That and I'm not really looking for a girl. I also figure if Trish Stratus decides to hook up I don't want to be tied down in a relationship..........I find racist jokes funny, but I find racism disgusting. I wish us white folks had better slurs than just simply cracker or honky. I realize I probably offended you but I have to be honest otherwise what's the point of it? If I lie to the anonymous reader than what kind of person am I? ..........I plan to lose weight this year as working formerly at a Call Center PACKS the pounds on. Not that I'm not comfortable with myself, but the hotties don't dig fat dudes. And if you don't believe that, you're lying to yourself..........I hate the lack of accountability in this world. Nothing is anyones fault. it disgusts me that our society is filled with people who quote "It's not my fault." like it's scripture..........I hate conversion by the sword. I can't stand being lectured to about how wrong I am and how right the screaming person is. I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD VERONICA MARS IS .... I'll watch it when Amazing Race is off the air. I know you're appalled by abortion, but I'm a dude ... I can't have a baby, so I don't need to be spouting my views off to everyone like I'm speaking gospel truth. I know smoking is bad, but I don't recall the "Winston Death March" where we were all rounded up in middle school & forced to smoke cigarettes & eat McDonalds. Last time I checked that was all stuff we shoveled in our own mouthes..........Ladies ... what's up with handjobs? Do you think you can do it better than we can? I got myself down to 45 seconds ... without visual stimulation. It's like me trying to show a termite how to eat wood..........I used to smoke weed, before my work instituted mandatory random drug tests. I know it's a horrible wicked evil tool of Satan ... but Doritos NEVER tasted so good. And don't get me started on Cheez-Its..........I love my son, I love him more than anything else in the world. I watch him grow up and I hope more than anything else I'm doing more good than bad. I want to have a son who loves his father and understands that I'm not perfect but I try my ass off..........I love my friends, all of them, it amazes me how we go through life and fail to recognize what's truly important in our life. Are Plasma Screens, Golf Memberships, SUVs, prada bags & Nike apparel the best things in life? Why have we mistaken materialism for genuine feelings? Why do people place so much value on their bank account, but their friends are just color to their life? ..........I love laughing. I laugh all the time, at everything..........And I also love you ... honest.