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Herr Doktor Uhrwerk-Zombi

i dont necessarily believe there is a cure for this, so i might join your century but only as a doub

About Me

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My Interests


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adopt your own virtual pet!absinthe, anger, bill hicks, cthulhu mythos, dada, dante's inferno, death, envy, freaks, george a. romero, gluttony, greed, halloween, hellraiser, horror, hunter s. thompson, jack the ripper, japan, journalism, literature, lust, magic, mary magdalene, michael alig, nyarlathotep, octopi, penny arcade, philosophy, pirates, politics, pride, robert smith, sacrifice, samurai, sin, sloth, steampunk, swing music, the occult, the rapture, theology, tod browning, wicked, wine, zombies

I'd like to meet:

Mary Magdalene, Robert Smith, Ralph Steadman, Mohamed Ali, Juan Thompson, Anita Thompson, Johnny Depp, Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, The Dread Captain Robert Brown, Magdalene Veen, Kristina Erickson, Jean-Paul Mayden, Nathaniel Johnstone, Amanda Palmer, Brian Viglione, Joshua A. Pfeiffer

Music:

The Cure, Johnny Cash, Social Distortion, Abney Park, The Dresden Dolls, Vernian Process, Rasputina, Rai, The Sisters of Mercy, MC Router, Beefy, Optimus Rhyme, MC Hawking, ytcracker, Cruciform Injection, Sister Machine Gun, Evanescense, G. Love & Special Sauce, Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine, The Pogues, :wumpscut:, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Modest Mouse, Rage Against The Machine, bauhaus, The Sex Pistols, Poe, Concrete Blonde, Matisyahu, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Head Automatica, Interpol, Mogwai, Muse, The Cooper Temple Clause, The Rapture, Lee Press-On & The Nails, Kelly Osbourne

Movies:

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http://servantofmagdalene.flixster.comFear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Walk The Line, Pirates of The Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl, Pirates of The Caribbean: The Dead Man's Chest, Pirates of The Caribbean: At World's End, Both Star Wars trilogies, SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE, V For Vendetta, Night of The Living Dead, Dawn of The Dead, Day of The Dead, Land of The Dead, Serenity, Fight Club, SAW (I & II), House of 1, 000 Corpses, Party Monster, Velvet Goldmine, Disney's Treasure Island, TRON

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000, Firefly, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Lost, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Scrubs, That 70's Show, Frisky Dingo, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, and everything else by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, also the works of Clive Barker, Neil Gaiman, Jack Kerouac, William S. Burroughs, Allen Ginsberg, H.P. Lovecraft, Albert Camus, and Tristan Tzara, Under The Black Flag: The Romance and Reality of Life Among the Pirates by David Cordingly, Disco Bloodbath by James St. James, Wicked by Gergory McGuire, House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

Heroes:

Dr. Hunter S. Thomspon, Bill Hicks, Johnny Cash, Robert Smith, Clive Barker, George A. Romero, Muhammad Ali, Neil Gaiman, Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, Mike J. Nelson, Frank Conniff, Kevin Murphy

My Blog

Rich Nerds?

...or friends of rich nerds.Who wants to help finance my honeymoon?No seriously, i am auctioning off my 1993 Magic: The Gathering International Collectors Edition over on ebay. If any of my nerd fri...
Posted by Herr Doktor Uhrwerk-Zombi on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:32:00 PST

Let’s get this straight...

The Out Of This World costume exhibit is leaving the Sci-Fi museum soon. I am going to miss it, and it's got me thinking. So i wanted to take a moment to make one thing very clear.THIS is superman:a...
Posted by Herr Doktor Uhrwerk-Zombi on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:19:00 PST

DUNDER MIFFLIN INFINITY

So Gabe over at Penny Arcade posted this today:I saw over at PvP that to help promote the new season of the Office, NBC has set up something called Dunder Mifflin Infinity. Kara and I are big fans of ...
Posted by Herr Doktor Uhrwerk-Zombi on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:00:00 PST

i still miss you...


Posted by Herr Doktor Uhrwerk-Zombi on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:49:00 PST

I learned something today...

Today's Lesson:It's okay to be lazy.It's okay to be crazy.But lazy AND crazy?  We won't put up with that shabby bullshit!-7r0i
Posted by Herr Doktor Uhrwerk-Zombi on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:45:00 PST

Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

This job had been pretty sweet.  No, this job had been REALLY sweet!  But recently, people with just BARELY enough of a brain-stem to maintain basic motor functions came to be in charge, whi...
Posted by Herr Doktor Uhrwerk-Zombi on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:50:00 PST

The New Batman Adventures

...which are technically the OLD Batman adventures, i suppose, now with The Batman (gag) on the air.  Either way, i just downloaded an episode from the 2nd season called LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGH...
Posted by Herr Doktor Uhrwerk-Zombi on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:48:00 PST

Back to Bellevue...

Spent another day off in the Crossroads Mall in Bellevue today.  Turns out the used book store charges half cover price for all their comic books.  It ALSO seems that they had a&nb...
Posted by Herr Doktor Uhrwerk-Zombi on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:44:00 PST

Best Quote Ever:

"One time in high school, someone broke into my locker and stole my stuff, so I had to wear gym clothes for the rest of the day," he says, wincing at the memory. "I developed humor as a defense mechan...
Posted by Herr Doktor Uhrwerk-Zombi on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:01:00 PST

Anti-Nigma Super-SUCK!

I have been giving the recent "The Batman" animated series a chance... I made it through Season One without throwing up, but their Joker was a shoeless retard.  This upset me, but i kept going.&n...
Posted by Herr Doktor Uhrwerk-Zombi on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST