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John

Merry airbrakes

About Me

Ever electrified and flawlessly calibrated.

My Interests

Learning the lessons of unpremeditated habitude; the energetic interaction between ultramicroscopic vortices; snorting grated parmesan and putting cocaine all over my spaghetti, sanitizing braille placards.

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Books:



What happened to poor ole Jimmy Joyce?

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My Blog

Enough With the Falwell Hoorays

Sure, he was an unconscionable bigot and we're definitely all better off without him, but isn't celebrating his death in many ways bringing yourself down to his level?  To me it se...
Posted by John on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:42:00 PST

Passing Parley Snippets

Excerpts from random conversations I've recently overheard (NOT verbatim.  Some may have been slightly misheard): -- "I REALLY dig Norma Waterson, and here's why....."&nb...
Posted by John on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:28:00 PST

The Unflappable Fasika Moges

Fasika Moges won't let you down.  Should you ever be in need of a taxicab, call Yellow Graytop and request Fasika Moges (pronounced fah-SEEK-uh MOH-gis, last name pronounced like bogus, which thi...
Posted by John on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:42:00 PST

New Whether Balloons Material

M'ike's Christian wartime vision: {Jesus, You're a blanketthat covers all my sinsand though I look for You in moonlightI find You here withinSo come now wrap Your arms around meso I'm ready to be...
Posted by John on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:31:00 PST

Organic Rooftop Garden

Dreamt I was on Main Street in the middle of the night, in a small town's downtown facsimile, just walking around. I ran into this guy, he was about 22. This guy was pushing a wheelbarrow fu...
Posted by John on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST

Whiplash Armistice

Dog's smorish trailor --> Formhausen claymal transit. Where golptread forheys mostlip into hasthrip. A woman wonders wonders. Wonders wonders hee chal. The church bulletin carries trolly bulletin mamm...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST