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El Sid

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am modest and friendly. I will kill you just by looking at you. I used to not use capital letters on purpose, but it got too trendy so I stopped. I have kung-fu grip and chopping action. I am old school and new school all at the same time. And by the same time I mean simultaneously. That's right.

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Also, you might as well know I'm a huge dork, too.


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I actually hate people. But only in general. Don't be offended, you brainless pricks. I'm actually tons of fun once you get to know me. You won't even mind that I can't stand you and I hope you die.

I went public with this profile again because I decided I'm not a-skeered of YOU. Please don't make me regret this decision by being an idiot. Hate mail will be either deleted or mocked mercilessly. Friend requests from people I don't know or like will not be accepted. Friend requests from crappy bands will not be accepted. Friend requests without a message attached will not be accepted... in fact, I probably won't accept your friend request so don't even bother. Spammers will be blocked. Gross dudes sending me gross messages will be blocked. Gross dudes who want me to be in their threesome will not only be blocked, but maliciously maligned in several significant places on the interwebs. You have been warned.

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My Blog

What the fuck.

Why the hell does this fucking blog suck so much all of a sudden? I hate this new layout! What the fuck are they trying to DO to me?!?!?!?!Now I am going to seethe.Seethe.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:55:00 GMT

This better work.

Oh, hey everyone! It's time for my semi-annual survey blog posting on the Myspace! You're excited. I know it. I feel it inside me. Deep inside. Like an alien spore, chewing at my guts. Nom nom ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:55:00 GMT

Hey, Snow White, it’s gonna be all right.

It has been far too long.  FAR TOO LONG, I SAY since I have given you the survey love.  Well, I give it to you now, and that should be enough.  What, you want more?  You're so dema...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:45:00 GMT

OOOOOPS, I did it again.

I quoted an annoying pop song in my blog title!And I only am posting a blog here to let you know about a blog I posted somewhere else!OMFG I'M CRAZEEEEenjoy.http://coffinpractice.blogspot.com/
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:32:00 GMT

I love how I do this.

I post a blog on myspace to tell you that I've posted another blog at my other blog.  Really I should just send you all on this blog scavenger hunt... hell, I could divide the whole post up into ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Are you ready for SO MUCH BIG FUNS!

So... still got an hour and a half left at work, but all the work is done.   You know what that means... survey! 1] Have you ever showered with someone?Yes.  It isn't very practical for clea...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:31:00 GMT

Who needs surveys, honestly?

I HAVE DEBATES!One hopes, anyway.http://coffinpractice. blogspot. com/I encourage my atheist and agnostic with atheist leaning friends in particular to participate.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:47:00 GMT

Curse you, frail human form!!!

Dammit.I can't type, I can't bead, I'm pretty much fucking laid up today. Which, in some ways, is profoundly frustrating because I hate being injured, but in other ways... hey, I don't have to do SHIT...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:49:00 GMT

I dont want to start any blasphemous rumors...

I have two new posts up at You Are Not Special.They are long and angry, and if you have problems with me having problems with religion, you might want to skip them.  However, if you do not have p...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:18:00 GMT

Controversy!

Welllll, now that I'm all riled up and have my snark-o-meter in full gear again, howz about I give to you... the Controversial Survey!  OOOOoooOOOoooOOO!  I figure it's a good warm-up for th...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:23:00 GMT