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April

Don't think 'cos I understand, I care. Don't think 'cos I'm talking, we're friends.

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I am April, April of DOOOM! That is all. Yay pirates and zombies. And jag and good beer. Boo O'Reilly, the Religious Right, and getting up early for work.Here, this makes things so easy:

Do it!



My Interests

Moving, music, art (in particular figure drawing and expressionists), history, tattoos, piercings, concerts, peace and quiet, camping, hiking, politics, world affairs, people watching, weirding out people who stare, good beer (microbrews, mostly), paganism, skepticism, veterinary technology, meeting new people and seeing new places

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't twatfaces.

Music:

A smathering of this and that; minus pop, rap, and techno.

Movies:

    The Crow Super Troopers The Grudge Princess Mononoke Equilibrium the Blade trilogy Spun Jesus Camp zombie movies in general (though Land of the Dead was lame, zombies pumping gas and playing the trumpet? Lame) 300 Sin City Milo and Otis

Television:

    Bullshit House The Tudors Animal Planet, Science Channel, National Geographic Channel, etc in general

Books:

I have a weird obsession with collecting a bunch of college textbooks. Which is awesome when I move, because it's great packing up a gazillion pounds of books, especially when I have to ship them.

Heroes:

Mom (RIP), Grams (RIP), Dad, Grandpa, skeptics, people who fight against the Religious Right, Barack Obama, people who call juggalos stupid to their face, aaaaaaaand this guy:

My Blog

Interesting day at work

Firsty, a customer brought in a cat that was lost/abandoned in the parking lot. The poor thing was shaking and clinging to me. Nice cat, big and fat, too. So we put him in a kitty carrier, and set him...
Posted by April on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:44:00 PST

The Truth About WoW Dances

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Posted by April on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:17:00 PST

A JUDGE is doing this?

I have now lost all faith in the US legal system. A judge is suing a dry cleaners for losing a pair of his pants. He's asking for $67 million.  For a pair of pants. Because of his "mental suffer...
Posted by April on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:20:00 PST

On princess wannabes and proposals

On the way to San Diego, I heard a commercial on the radio that made me a little sad for humanity. It was for a business of proposal advisors. Basically it claims they make popping the question extra ...
Posted by April on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:48:00 PST

Sigh, MSNBC

They're making a sob story out of some upper-middle class woman with a Navigator spending so much on gas now. A Navigator (read: big-ass gas guzzler). Perhaps she should have thought about the conseq...
Posted by April on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:16:00 PST

I don't like Al Sharpton

I dislike media vultures that come out whenever there is even the slightest hint of a controversy. Al Sharpton is one of those. Whenever some dumbass says something racist, you see Al on all of major ...
Posted by April on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:29:00 PST

And then I was mentally retarded.

Last night I dreamt I drank a gallon of water in the space of a few minutes, and it somehow made me mentally retarded. I couldn't think straight, speak very well, or write. I also had hallucinations I...
Posted by April on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:19:00 PST

I dreamt I was a teenage boy last night.

I could stop bullets. I was saving my high school from these Critter-like monsters that looked like bearded dragons. 
Posted by April on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:38:00 PST

Mormons abound!

I've lived very close to the official state of Mormonism, and have known a great many in my day. I've experienced missionaries in Nevada and Missouri. I've been smack dab in the middle of some sort of...
Posted by April on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

Oh yeah, and...

Hurray, my hun got off  base, so he moved into my apartment. Wooo, happy April dance!
Posted by April on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST