{BTW, chances are if you have a friend list of 500+ or such, or you are a band struggling to make PR, I'll not add you as a friend. But, never say never... you simply have to work a bit to impress me. Get 10 free bonus points if you qualify as a "Friend Whore" and mention this ad!!!} From The Earth Scroll, Book of Five Rings -Miyamoto Musashi1. Think of what is right and true.
2. Practise and cultivate the science.
3. Become acquinted with the arts.
4. Know the principles of the crafts.
5. Understand the harm and benefit of everything.
6. Learn to see everything accurately.
7. Become aware of what is not obvious.
8. Be careful even in small matters.
9. Do not do anything useless.
I'm a LAUPE!!!! .. Some people think newspapers exaggerate juvenile crime, or that it's confined mostly to large cities. Juvenile delinqueny is on the rise...something has gone wrong with the environment. Adults create the world children live in. Juvenile delinquency is always rooted in adult deliquency, and in this process parents play the key role...
Gimme some sugar baby.
Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
I'm the eternal gemini child, heavy on the taurus so don't try to rush me about anything. People say I'm tough and so forth, but consider the dragonfly... it'll bite yer head off with it's mighty mandibles but only if you put yer head there. Otherwise it's all gossamer fragility . Yeah, that's me. Artistic to a fault. My profession is Silversmith. We are a mighty people, Zeus would have been so much lecherous hot air without Hephaestus. I am also a shepherd and mother of 2 leuitenants. When I take over the world , salvage it from the twisted burning remnants more like, you can call them 'master'. My dream job is Evil Vizier or Tibetan Lama. Intergalactic hip shooting amazon would also be acceptable, but only if the benefits are good {ed note: Interesting that I wanted this job Before seeing Firefly and Zoe}.
I'm First Mate Zoe Warren! I am a strong and capable veteran, loyal first to my captain, and then to my husband, the pilot. It makes for some messy shipboard dynamics sometimes, but it's comrades like me that make a crew like this work. I will do whatever it takes to get everybody out of a jam in as few pieces as possible. I'm never afraid to say what I think, but I are very aware of the responsibilities of rank. Still, when I want something, I don't intend to let anything stand in my way.
Which Firefly Character Are You?
.. Decadence is it's own reward
Do not scoff at age. While there may be Child Emperors... there are no Child Viziers. Tell me, who usually survives revolution? My gaming characters are always theives or assassains or a blend. In reality, I'm much more monkish and despise stealing.... I fully believe that there is a force, of something, [metaclurians can bite me] that can be maintained and we are all responsible for creating the world, for good or bad. Me, I much more prefer the good as it allows for more time in school, in bed, and outside. I like lucid dreaming. I was once in a convienence store, in a dream, and I tried to figure out my personal limits. I tried to blatently steal a candy bar from the store.... just couldn't do it. Sorta freaky b/c I can fly and do all sorts of stuff... mind bullets and all. But stealing? DAMN YOU PAPPA SMURF!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!! I don't like to 'self medicate' when I feel bad. Heh, call me an abberation. Why waste good chemicals on bad brains? Better to push through it, live it, get the tee-shirt, and evade it tomorrow all better and stronger. Only the kind hippie shit for me, nothing that would resemble a High Times cover from the '80's, if you know what I mean. Hard drugs, never tried them, never want to.
I am the cute but psycho happy bunny. I am adorable, but a little out there.
which happy bunny are you?
Yeah, monkish... mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. I agree with Stilgar and don't usually go for unthinking sweaty wrigglies much either, at least not usually, nothin like random sex to needlessly complicate a great relationship... deliberate sex though... pppppurrrrrrrrr....humm. I firmly believe that no one should get hitched before 30 but mostly cause folks usually don't know what they want to be before then. Although about chemicals, I have to say, nothing like baroque fuges [don't fix em!] or something suitably loud, a dark night {with a K!}, and a bottle of volumptuous red [Italian & low tannin, valpochellia is good. I am, however, learning to appreciate Pinot Noir.] for a maudlin heart.
Indeed, I am a romantic, but a cynical one. Add a fist full of Buddast with a dollop of Spiritseer [any will do, just depends on which one happens to be in the room, damn native upbringing. Some are bad, some are good, but all are] and a good portion of stoic, mix well and eat with dry humor. There's much left of me that I'll not share here tho'
I will go to jail for...
Quoting the Marquis de Sade to some school children
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I am a Pegasus
I am a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty. I know how to live a good life and I rarely deviate from good taste. While I'm not outgoing I do have excellent social skills. People admire or want to capture me, and often feel very comfortable around me. What Mythological Creature Are You? My Daddy Is Ozzy Osbourne
What I Call Him: Big Daddy-o
Why I Love Him: He gives good spankings Who's Your Daddy? .. I'm gonna be a race car driver, and a scientist, and a writer, and a robot, and a super villain, and an angel, and a monkey, and an artist, and OUR NAME IS LEGION! YOU WILL GIVE US CANDY!
** Patience is the 4th dimension **
You're Lili St. Cyr!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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Smaragdus Gehenna realizes that sobriety is an arcane pluralism oftimes bandied about by amatuers that needn't be subscribed too
I'm a bad splr but love the language. I was fluent in Russian at one point, been there 2x, pre and post commie. I do need to refresh, I have dreams in Russian though and walking around campus I've discovered that I'm still fluent at a frat boy level. I love language, even German sounds very pretty to me. I plan to be a polyglot before I move on. In my free time I love fencing, epee or SCA recreational schlager. I need to find more fencers, if yer a blade and by me... excellent. If I could be doing anything right now, it'd be touring the world with an unlimited expense account and my cohort.... or stomping round the Oregon backwoods. Yes, Oregon. All ya'll can just wish you were here, but we thank the FSM yer not. I'm a proud 2nd gen. native born in Springfield [I've already bitched at my mom 'bout that, "why couldn't you have walked across the river to Sacred Heart!!! Labor pains, bah."]. I might look like a long haired hippie fuk, but don't make that mistake twice. Gun loving, meat eating, solid libertarian with a hankerin' for Ragnarok. Aww yeah, baby, look for me there... I'll be spattered and laughing with all the rest. No choice, really.
Okok. I can't say I don't like tofu, happynekkidpagandancing, and tree hugging {glow}. I'd trade much of America today for a clean and healthy wilderness environment tomorrow, even if I have to push the jolly red candy-like button... or wield the Halberd of Uncanny Justice.
I am a Samurai.
I value respect, honour, and aesthetic. I am not the stereotypical hero, but I do fight for good in my own way. It is most certainly ok to kill an evil person. I don't believe in mourning all the time and I think that once I've hit a bad stage in life I simply need to heal and get up again. It's really pointless to concentrate on emotional pain, much better to just get on with everything. I am also a down to earth type of person and I try very hard to think before I act. Life is the path I walk.
Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing.
This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
brought to you by QuizillaAside from scheming to take over the world for your own good, I read and revel and navel gaze, dance and make foodies for my beloved cohort. They Will have proper nutrition as they are no use to me otherwise... damn nerdy Mt.Dew diets!!! I did once discover though, that ultimate power goes Dark once you remove yourself from the people. But survivors must abandon the people. How do you spell bullet sponge? Ask Jesus, Ghandi, Romero, Lincoln, Tosh, JFK, Lennon [got our eyes on you, Yoko!], anyone who loved and gave a damn. See, you make good rules, kill the Big Bad, pet the babies... then you learn some fukz0r nut is trying to kill you and you're no good dead unless yer a Lama or something. So you get a pope mobile [Ratzenburger won't need it, the Dark side knows it's own] and start using doubles for balcony issued edits. Meanwhile you plan and play games deep in your citidel. Uhhuh. Then more body doubles are needed and you begin looking into cloning. And then one night *SPUNG*, paranoia skips in like a drunken 5 year old and you begin thinking that it's better your doubles are dead cause they just siphon power... and all the little people are just wasting their milk rations and jerkin off to Vanna White and bombs were made for huggin' and the Beach Boys are the pinnacle of music... and... and... You see, it's definitly a 'foot shall slide' issue. Bodies make more bodies and you've few friends left to bury them deep in your rock floored citadel. Shoulda went for the volcano fortress! Damn the PR naysayers!!! Though I bet the closet space in here is nice.....ugh, then where would I keep my shoes and cabana boys?!?!
Evil Vizier, more better than Supreme Dictator. I don't need the people, they don't need to see me. I can help or ignore. But that damn taoist instinct of mine, CN Vizier just doesn't sound as cool. The higher your charisma, the less bodies you have to deal with. Ahhhh, for the fun of a good ol' fashion puppet king I'd give his left nut.
You're Ripley. Believe it or not.
Which Drive-in Damsel Are You?
If you were on a battlefield right now, versus everything...
Name
Gender
Age
Lover or a Fighter?
Fight for good or evil?
Battle Cry
Weapon of Choice Shotgun
Appearance Leather Jacket, flanking from the sides on foot
Your Battle Cry... Is a reason for them to surrender
Foes slain upon first strike: - 80%
What you fight The Invading Hordes
You fight.... So you have an excuse to dress up and look fancy
This QuickKwiz by Ferggs - Taken 108610 Times. Gemini: The Twins
by Baron Samadhi von Coppockalypse, PhD
Cartographer. You are an abstract network of connections between all known points. Heaven, Hell, here and there are all equidistant points on the map of your soul. You explore so that you might one day find a home, but it is not dwelling that lives inside you. It's motion. You are the signal. Between existent points you are the coded electrical impulse translated to and from, back and forth eternally. Manifestation is merely proof of your translation, and removal from place equally so. Traveler in transit, encoded and bunkered between all realms, ravens and doves both find a place on your shoulders, and in the midst of movement you are unceasing. Your movement eternal, places and people buzz around you. It is they who move, and a backdrop of the world which provides the illusion of movement. Perhaps you will see that it is you who are still. I am 66% evil.
I'm getting there. I haven't done all the damage I could do but I've done quite a bit. I'm just over the border into the Evil Zone.
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current motto, realized one eve before fencing:
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You can fake an orgasm, but you can't fake bloodlust
Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?
Your
Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Score
Category Your Score Average
Hacklust 48.11%
Will kill for XP 53.5%
Sensitive Roleplaying 35.44%
All the game's your stage 54.6%
GM Experience 100%
The power of the GM's screen compels you! 69.4%
Systems Knowledge 94.92%
Played in a couple of campaigns 90.3%
Livin' La Vida Dorka 48.28%
Has interesting conversations in public 63.2%
You are 72.45% pure
Average Score: 68.8%
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and see how you match up!
What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com {for the record}Fuk Hitler! Fuk him right in the ear!
I just answered honestly.... we're fingering all sorts of social mores and taboos here, interesting in the Chinese sense of the word. I really don't want a personal body count... at least not if I don't Have too, paperwork and all that... and definitly not based on religious or social class! How bland. Land war in Russia...in the Winter! Good grief! I'm definitly not paranoid, simply ignore the oak bolt on my front door and my habit of scoping out clocktowers and rooftops before entering main plazas. I'm just hyperaware and have 2 smalls to protect. Just 'cause I'm aware of the worst case scenario doesn't mean I dwell on it. I know how to parry the big bad when it appears and can spend the rest of the time lounging in preparedness. Wisdom a la Spanish style: Rule 1-Don't be there and you won't get hit! I'm actually rather calm and pleasent even if I'm a tad Binkley excitable but calm comes from knowing I have Plan A-Z [and plan Z is the best one yet!] and the willingness to try it. We'll have to look into this....more testing...
My political compass Economic Left/Right: -7.50Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.56 Which puts me down there about an 1/4in to the left of the Dali Lama.... REDEMPTION!!!!! Something about gemini {Ed. note:} You know what's really funny. This page is jelling up pretty dark afa character traits go. I was thinking about it today and it would seem that I'm composed of death and pain and fighting and Eevvilll. I considered making a nice gillyflower or Rococo background, to lighten the tone up a bit... maybe rainbows and unicorns even. But really, I'll just let you wonder... It's raining today. My state is placed back on it's green magic, things grow and cover the senses with multiple textures of alive. The sky, velvet angora grey, cold and stimulating. I begin to lose faith in the sun, it's deserted me for so many years. Better to turn coat and collar and forget it ever existed, it's the only way to persevere, thrive even, in these glooms which will soon be more. Some folks can't enjoy it. They waste all their summer reserve trying to claw their way back through the clouds to suckle that fickle orb. I love these clouds, so low, rich, and pregnant in a steryotypically barren season. And I'd not want to exist in a perpetually young year, slight on seasoning but with so much hot life kicking to get inside me. Yes, the other others have glorious crackling winter, but I get froudian terrarium sanctuary. And I can go out to see the other white and brown cold places or liquidly frolic in the mango groves and I still have this soular bath awashing my mind when I return. Sure the sodden nightcrawlers are miserable, but there is a point when even they cease to churn up, so it's not that bad. The meditative mosses and sly ferns do their delicate happy dance while I smile and join in.
Which Elemental Faerie are You?
I am an Earth Faerie! I love the wilderness and kind people. I have quite a few pets at home too! I can be caring but mostly to those I love and always for nature. I'm softspoken and I'm not that outgoing, especially around people I don't know, which is why I only have a few excellent friends and animal companions. It's ok! It's who I am.
My Element is Fire
My power color: red
My energy: hot
My season: spring
Like a fire, I am full of power and light. I'm a born leader and useful so I easily draw people toward me. I am full of courage and usually up for anything. I can have a huge ego and am comfortable as the center of attention but I also comfort and soothe my dearest friends. What Element Are You? Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Robin 77% Superman 75% Batman 75% Supergirl 70% Iron Man 65% The Flash 65% Catwoman 60% Hulk 60% Wonder Woman 55% Spider-Man 55% Hot-headed. I have strong will power and a good imagination. ===================================
In brightest day, in darkest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!
In forest dark or glade beferned
No blade of grass shall go unturned
Let those who have the daylight spurned
Tread not where this green lamp has burned.
You who are wicked, evil and mean
I'm the nastiest creep you've ever seen!
Come one, come all, put up a fight
I'll pound your butts with Green Lantern's light!
Yowza!!!!! Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
You're The Guns of August!
by Barbara Tuchman
Though I'm interested in war, what I really want to know is what causes war. I'm out to expose imperialism, militarism, and nationalism for what they really are. Nevertheless, I'm always living in the past and have a hard time dealing with what's going on today. I'm also far more focused on Europe than anywhere else in the world. A fitting motto for me might be "Guns do kill, but so can diplomats."
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at the Blue Pyramid .
You're the Juilliard School!
With a fantastic reputation and a flair for physical performance,I am one of the most envied of people in my peer group. It could even be said that I am without peer. At the same time, I'm rather overly dramatic, and this causes many to find me emotionally exhausting and rather full of myself. No matter what I end up doing with my time, people will want to watch.
Take the University Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid .
ADJUSTMENT"the mediator, adjuster, arbitrator"I have a deep love for simplicity, clarity, fairness, and balance. I also have a great ability to edit, synthesize, and research ideas. My sites are turned inwards, as shown on the card by the masked eyes. Alpha and Omega are symbolic of my need to complete that which I begin. I have high tolerance for complexity, as shown by the webbing in the background.
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