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Rasputin

The Mad Monk

About Me

Mystic, spiritual healer, man of steel. Well-endowed.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gullible royalty, hemophiliacs, life preserver manufacturers.

Music:

Boney M

Movies:

Russia: Land of the Tsars, Agony / Agoniya, anything with Alan Rickman

Television:

The O.C., Sex and the City, Lizzie McGuire, Cheaters, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Jenny Jones, Hard Copy

Books:

Rasputin's Revenge (Lescroart), The Rasputin File (Radzinsky), The Rasputin Relic (Valtos), Rasputin for Hire: An Inside Look at Management Consulting Between Jobs or as a Second Career (Goodman)

My Blog

re: Hair model needed

I'm looking for a little off the sides; straighten out the back; try to mask the thinning a bit; leave the beard alone. What do you think you can do for me? -Grigori R. ----------------- Bulletin Me...
Posted by Rasputin on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:19:00 PST

Another shot at love, misfired

Called up Anya Vyrubova over the weekend, hoping to score some roofies. She was hesitant at first, but I was persistent, and reminded her, "Annushka, remember the whole Tsarskoe Selo train debacle and...
Posted by Rasputin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My days have turned into a wasteland of self-stimulation and wand-waving

Sometimes my fans write to see what's keeping me occupied these days. To be honest, not a whole hell of a lot. My daily routine has degraded into just sitting around perusing BangBus for hours on e...
Posted by Rasputin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is what you get for being a player

Some crazy-ass strumpet from the Volgograd Region has been heard around the community market saying she got the clap from me. I object to the claim! Rasputin may be a dirty mofo but he's STD-free. ...
Posted by Rasputin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST