Illustrious Grand POOKA! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

...a Walking Encyclopaedia of Temptingly Useless INFORMATION, Specializing in ANCIENT, FORGOTTEN, and FORBIDDEN Knowledge.

The CRITICS RAGE! Called "ORACLE!", "HARBINGER!", SCAPEGOAT!", "DOJO YOYO!" and "COUCH NIGGA!"

ASTROLOGICIAN EXTRAORDINAIRE, DUTCH MASTER GEOMANCER, PUBLISHER, PRODUCER, PERFORMER, PRACTITIONER of TAOIST MEDICINE: A ONE-STOP HOLISTIC-ERISTIC HANDYMAN and a CUNNING LINGUIST to boot.'OH, great altar of passive entertainment ...bestow upon me thy discordant images at such speed as to render linear thought impossible!'

CRISIS MANAGEMENT: Karma POLICE BOX. Advice and Assistance Available Immediately. Kiss to Open.

My Interests

ARCHAEOASTRONOMY, ETHNONUMEROLOGY, NEUROLINGUISTICS, ASTROPSYCHOLOGY, CRYPTOANTHROPOLOGY, EXOPSYCHOLOGY, XENOARCHAEOLOGY GNOSIS, ASHÃ‰, SHEN, JING, KUNDALINI, CUTEY-PIES, PRANA, MANA, RUAH, AETHER, ORGONE, QUINTESSENCE, THE BARDO, JEDI MIND TRICKS and CSF.

POLYNOMIAL SYSTEM TOOLS like I-CHING coins, pooka shells for DILOGGUN, QABBALAH sticks, BAGUA or LUOPAN compasses, TAROT decks, RUNES, the TZOLKIN and HAAB calendars.

Aromatherapy, Hydrotherapy, Reflexology, Homeopathy, Naturopathy, Iridology, Feng Shui Reading, Shiatsu, Qi Gong, Astrology

I'd like to meet:

Healers, Teachers, Warriors, Shamen, Artists, Visionaries, Benefactors, ETs and Hot Little Cutey-Pies.

Music:

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Your 2005 Song Is
Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz

"Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me."

In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain. What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

Movies:

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Television:

Books:

"I cannot sleep at night unless I am surrounded by books." -Jorge Luis Borges

Heroes:

My Blog

FULL CIRCLE: a Taino Story

Though I am in Berlin working on my newest project, I invite one and all to sample and enjoy Full Circle: a Taino Story. Most of you know that this film has been a work-in-progress for over a year now...
Posted by Illustrious Grand POOKA! on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST

CANCER: a SEA of ALIEN ARTIFACTS

[ed. disclaimer: unfiltered cosmic radiation and information will kill you. smoking astrologic leads to excessive cosmological awareness and sensitivity to local temporal distortion. excess data downl...
Posted by Illustrious Grand POOKA! on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:44:00 PST

The BIG VD and its ORIGINS

"Pooka, I bet you know... where does Valentine's Day come from?" -Olivia, Orlando FLAhh, Valentine's Day. The original, that is. Back then it was called Lupercalia, an Etruscan festival in honor of Lu...
Posted by Illustrious Grand POOKA! on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:10:00 PST

MISSISSIPPI BURNING ...with JUNGLE FEVER!

It has been over six years since I have been to the land of Magnolias, and since I have been here I have noticed several changes. The nationwide wave of Mexican immigration not missed the Mississippiu...
Posted by Illustrious Grand POOKA! on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:04:00 PST

SYMBOLISM and HUMANISM in PSYCHOLOGY and ASTROLOGY

Upon the wake of the theosophical waves created l in the late19th CCE, a new cultural spotlight focused on the importance of unconscious symbolism, paving the way for modern psychology. Popular intere...
Posted by Illustrious Grand POOKA! on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:24:00 PST

FULL FNORD FIVE

We honor the late, great Illuminati Primi Robert Anton Wilson on the occassion of his passing with a few words from the illustrious, that may he go to that great Shroedinger's Catbox in the sky."The m...
Posted by Illustrious Grand POOKA! on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:32:00 PST

DEATH to iTUNES 7 !!!

[WARNING! The following rant has nothing to do with the Illustrious Grand Pooka's traditional blog fare, i.e.: cultural astonomy, astropsychology, shamanic medicine, numerology, geomancy ...you know, ...
Posted by Illustrious Grand POOKA! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST

INSTEAD, WELL WISHES

Instead of having a merry Xmas, I want to send my felicitations to those proud, upright homonids and unsung heroes of the holiday: the lost birthdays!So, Joey Hale and Bob Jannotti (Dec 24); Joe Casse...
Posted by Illustrious Grand POOKA! on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:22:00 PST

OPINIONS and ONIONS

I love opinions, except when they're someone else's.Tends to happen in this blunt SAGITTARIUS phase of the year. It's cold, I may have the flu, the floor's near freezing and every wandering stimulus i...
Posted by Illustrious Grand POOKA! on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:02:00 PST

WHALES found to be SMARTER than Republicans

Now if I could get Humpbacks to fix my wireless router issues....STUDY: HUMPBACK WHALES HAVE "HUMAN" BRAIN CELLSMon Nov 27, 2006 12:09 AM ETREUTERS NEWS SERVICE WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Humpba...
Posted by Illustrious Grand POOKA! on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:41:00 PST