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Cthulhu

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

About Me

Dread Cthulhu, Lord and Master of the Great Old Ones who lived ages before there were any men, and who came to this world out of the sky. Dread Cthulhu, ancient when the Earth was young. It is he who shall raise the from his dark house in the mighty city of R'lyeh under the waters, shall raise and bring the Earth again beneath his sway.His is the cult that would never die till the stars come right again, and the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from His tomb to revive His subjects and resume His rule of earth. The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.Meanwhile the cult, by appropriate rites, must keep alive the memory of those ancient ways and shadow forth the prophecy of their return. Who Are You In The Cthulhu Mythos?
You are MIGHTY CTHULHU, the Great Old One, one of the creatures who arrived on Earth before even the dinosaurs and now lies imprisoned in his ancient temple of R'yleh deep under the Pacific Ocean. A complex chain of international cults funded through corporate dealings and otherworldly influences work towards raising the giant Cthulhu from his watery prison, as Cthulhu himself waits upon the day he can walk the Earth once more.
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My Interests

Books:

The Book of Eibon, Cultes des Goules, De Vermis Mysteriis, Die Unaussprechlichen Kulten, The Eltdown Shards, The Necronomicon, The People of the Monolith, The Pnakotic Manuscripts, The Seven Cryptical Books of Hsan

Heroes:

There are no heroes...there are no saviors...there is no salvation...there is only Cthulhu.

My Blog

Cthulhu Around the World IIX

The following is an excerpt from the correspondence of Mr. Lars "Doc" Feelgood.  His has been an arduous trek across many continents, traveling far and wide to deliver the truth to believers and ...
Posted by Cthulhu on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:51:00 PST

Cthulhu is angered...

SEND NUDES NOW!!!
Posted by Cthulhu on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST

Ranting and Raving

Dread Cthulhu is generally displeased with the monkeys.  These concepts of love and compassion sicken the Old One to no end.  Such are the hallmark of the weak and misguided.  Such emot...
Posted by Cthulhu on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:47:00 PST

Cthulhu Reaches Out to the Masses III

Dread Cthulhu is looking to update his site.  I'm interested in more interactives and hands on kind of stuff for all the kiddies.  Please send your suggestions.  Prize to be awarded to ...
Posted by Cthulhu on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:53:00 PST

Cthulhu reaches out to the masses II

Great and Mighty Cthulhu asks:  Debate the validity of modern day implements of pain such as this new age acid gun... against the simpler, back to basics approaches such as your traditional...
Posted by Cthulhu on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:00:00 PST

Cthulhu Around the World VIII

The following is an excerpt from the correspondence of Mr. Lars "Doc" Feelgood.  His has been an arduous trek across many continents, traveling far and wide to deliver the truth to believers and ...
Posted by Cthulhu on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:53:00 PST

Cthulhu reaches out to the masses.

Great and Mighty Cthulhu asks:  In what manner shall the Old One deal with the infidels?
Posted by Cthulhu on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:50:00 PST

Cthulhu Around the World VII

The following is an excerpt from the correspondence of Mr. Lars "Doc" Feelgood.  His has been an arduous trek across many continents, traveling far and wide to deliver the truth to believers and ...
Posted by Cthulhu on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:36:00 PST

Cthulhu Around the World VI

The following is an excerpt from the correspondence of Mr. Lars "Doc" Feelgood.  His has been an arduous trek across many continents, traveling far and wide to deliver the truth to believers and ...
Posted by Cthulhu on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:11:00 PST

Cthulhu Around the World V

The following is an exert from the correspondence of Mr. Lars "Doc" Feelgood.  His has been an arduous trek across many continents, traveling far and wide to deliver the truth to believers and ne...
Posted by Cthulhu on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:45:00 PST