Don't let the Normals drag you down, brethern! They are RATS, are BLANK PAGES, are BACTERIA! The Normal wimps are DOOMED never to know the enlightened JOY of "Bob" and his Word. They will never pay Church dues, nor would "Bob" want them if they did, though he will of COURSE take their MONEY! But the Normals have NO hope, while the enlightened Sub can be saved by "Bob" IF THEY LET HIM. They are ALL AROUND us! The SubGenius cannot IMAGINE what it is like to be Normal. The Normal wimps have not that FootGland . . . like depraved lemmings, they want leaders and priests as STUPID as they are. They are NOTHING but they are everywhere and they WANT what YOU have! Remember, a VACUUM always FINDS ITS OWN LEVEL! Listen to "Bob" Himself and you'll see that the rescue of the SubGenii by the Xists in these Last Days is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still cries out "OR KILL ME!" Did "Bob" die for the dues-paying SubGenius? Hell NO! The enlightened Sub seeks SLACK above all. BLESSED is he who knows that Public Rant is the place to find a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS and he WRITHES. And when they hold that Clench meeting, THERE HE IS!
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