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Reverend Rancifer

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

SALVATION THROUGH STUPIDITY - - - -Los pingüinos están en el wáter.I am a musician that plays 10 different instruments.(triangle,cow bell, stick, rubber fish, rubber amplified chicken, bongo, bell, dinner bell, moonshine jug, and a door spring) I have a dog and 4 cats. My entire family died in a gas line explosion when I was 8 years old. Among the various mental disorders I suffer from, OCD is my most active. I was hospitalized for 4.23 years but now i feel much better !!! :) I drink alot of coffee and sometimes smoke 5 packs of cigarettes a day. I don't own a computer so i have to mail all of this in. In the morning i have explosive diarrhaea and I have to eat charcoal. Mostly I am a good guy who enjoys walking the alleys at night, yelling at my dog and chasing the neighbor kid out of my trashcans. UPDATE: My chronic diarrhea has been coupled with narcolepsy. Now everytime I sit to expunge myself I fall asleep, and usually awaken in a very disheveled state.FYI :)
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

real people. robotic people. imaginary people. the voices that yell @ me in my sleep.

My Blog

REQUEST FOR NEW BLOG or MY FOOT’S A SHEEP

THE REVEREND HAS BEEN MOST SLACKING IN HIS QUEST TOGUIDE THE SPIRITUALLY CHALLENGED. I BLAME IT ON THE TELECOMMUNICATION SYSTEM FOR BROADCASTING ANDRECIEVING MOVING PICTURES AND SOUND OVER A DISTANCE....
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:22:00 GMT

GETTING OFF MY DUFF or MICROWAVING FRITOS IN THE MICROWAVE

Susan ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:59:00 GMT

GASTRO-EXPLOSIVE EPISODE or THE TOILET GOTs NO h2o

SO I WAS TRAPPED IN A PORT-O-POTTY FOR SOME 15 HOURS LAST WEEK. ITS WAS A NICE EXPERIENCE FOR THE SENSES.GOOD READING.RELAXING POSTURE. AND THE AROMA!!I STARED AT THE OMNI-GREY WALLS AND WAS ENLIGHTEN...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:43:00 GMT

MR. LEWIS' LATE NIGHT DISGORGE or HOW TO GET RICH AND AVOID ALIEN ABDUCTIONS

AS I WANDERED AIMLESSLY TO THE KITCHEN LAST NIGHT AROUND 2:45 AND 64 SECONDS. I HAD THE GRATING FEELING THAT SOMETHING WAS AMISS. I HEARD A SOUND NOT UNLIKE A WATER BALLOON BEING FORCED INTO...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:13:00 GMT

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I am from LK. I dont think we a relations because i legally changed my name in 1971 to rancifer pighat from my christian name of willie k. mulanger III. I am sorry if you are trying to find your relat...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 19:38:00 GMT

THE GUY IN THE POOL GOES ROUND & ROUND or CHRONICLES OF POOL BOY

THE REVEREND SAT ON A BALCONY ABOVE A SWIMMING POOL(IT HAPPENED TO BE MADE OF CONCRETE). AND OBSERVEDA YOUNG CHAP WHO SWAM AROUND FOR HOURS AND HOURS.THE ODD THING IS THAT THIS YOUTH HAS DONE THE SAME...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:06:00 GMT

SAND IN THE BUTT CRACK or DON'T SANDCASTLE NAKED

WELL TODAY MARKED ANOTHER DAY IN REVEREND RANCIFER'S NEIGHBORHOOD.WELL, EVERYDAY MARKS A DAY, BUT THESEMANTICS ARE FOR THOSE WHO WENTTO COLLEGE. I SIT ON THE ROOFTOP WATCHING THE KIDS NEXT DOOR PLAY I...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 13:58:00 GMT

WENDY'S NEW CHICK'N SANDWICH or THE WAY TO GASTO-BLISS

THE NEAR FATAL ACCIDENT THE REVEREND WAS INVOLVEDIN CAN ONLY BE CLASSIFIED AS HORRIBLE WITH A DASH OFSPORATIC. THE REVEREND WAS AT HIS FAVORITE WENDY'SEATING EMPORIUM, WHEN THE UNDERPAID MANAGER YELPE...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 18:58:00 GMT

SPAM FLAVORED BAND-AIDS or STICKY SLOT MACHINES

THE REVEREND HAD A UNTIMELY MISHAP WITH HISCLIPBOARD TODAY. THE SPRINGY METAL CLIP BECAMEDISENGAGED FROM ITS PRESSED BOARD BACKING AND BECAME AIRBORNE. AT THIS POINT THE CLIP DECIDEDTO SMASH OUT 7 OF ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 20:41:00 GMT

PANHANDLERS or THE SODA CAN OF COMPLEXITY

SO THE REVEREND HAS REALIZED HIS MOSTLY NON-EXISTINGFINANCES HAVE BEEN HIJACKED BY A PANHANDLER OUTSIDETHE STOP AND MAYBE SHOP DOWN THE STREET. SEEMS THEREARE LOTS OF DOWNTRODDEN HAPLESS SOULS, WHO F...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:05:00 GMT