Its time to euthanize Arkansas& |
Where the fuck do I begin with this one? I could start with my usual, "What is wrong with people?" inquiry but we all know I'll never find the answer. This shit just makes my fucking soul hurt. And I ...
Posted by Epileptic Kitten on Sat, 10 May 2008 07:04:00 PST |
This I Believe.... |
This I believeBy: Epileptic Wentworth Kitten IIIAs per my court order I'm attending this class to learn how to "control" myself and my "anger". And though I feel as though Judge Spicer was incorrect i...
Posted by Epileptic Kitten on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:57:00 PST |
America, Fuck No! |
As is usually the case with me, I spoke too soon. I had a feeling that I might be jumping the gun the entire time I was writing America, Fuck Yeah! If you have yet to read it you need to. It's about a...
Posted by Epileptic Kitten on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:57:00 PST |
America, Fuck Yeah! |
You know, I was reading some of my older posts the other day (something you should all be doing&) and I realized that I slag America all the time. More to the point I rip on Americans, which incase yo...
Posted by Epileptic Kitten on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:54:00 PST |
Fatty fat fat fat fat.... |
Is it just me or does the world need less fat chicks? Now, before anyone climbs up my ass and starts kickboxing allow me to explain. In my world, which is your world as well, there are two types of fa...
Posted by Epileptic Kitten on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:30:00 PST |
That hooker chick just swallowed our integrity& |
As a child, Billy knew that he wanted to help people. "Perhaps I should be fireman" he thought, "Or a cop". He would daydream about how he would save lives and rescue kittens from trees. Billy’s...
Posted by Epileptic Kitten on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:47:00 PST |
Women are worthless whores. Heres proof&. |
So I’m on my way to work yesterday morning and feeling fine. The three hours of sleep I got the night before seemed to really perk me up. To add to this, the bumper-to-bumper-fuck-me-up-my-ass t...
Posted by Epileptic Kitten on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:23:00 PST |
Valentines Day 2008&. |
Valentines Day 2008&.Well what can I say? It's the 14th of February again and all around the world people are partaking in the most sacred of Holidays, Hallmark Day. Now, before you judge me too harsh...
Posted by Epileptic Kitten on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:26:00 PST |
Goodbye for now... |
I, Epileptic Kitten, hereby and forthwith place upon the head of one Louise Ogborn, the bounty of one hundred and fifty dollars, an all expense paid visit to your local Taco Bell and a back rub.Before...
Posted by Epileptic Kitten on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:04:00 PST |
Im a fan of natural selecton part 2 |
It's over. She won. Not the 200 million she was looking for, but a good chunk of change non the less. I'm& speechless. How could they give her one dime?Courtesy of CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/...
Posted by Epileptic Kitten on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:22:00 PST |
