Kittay MoeMan not online much

I am about 8 years old. My mom & her friend found me in the alley behind her old apt in a wheel well of a car. I was covered in this motor oil grease stuff; hence my full name "MOTOR MAN" plus i purrr like a pro! Since I am a rescue cat I do have some abandonment issues. But, I am working on that!! I answer to the names STINKY, Tubby, Fatty McFatFat, Kitty Boy Moe, Dinner and of course MOE MAN!! I love chasing big dogs but not the little ones they scare me. I love a good lazy lick, long naps, Boars Head turkey and when my big sister opens a can of tuna I also enjoy watching porn I think this is because I grew up in my moms dungeon and of course I LOVE MY KITTY CRACK!
What is your name? Moe Man
Brand of food? Friskies
Neutered, Spayed, or Fully Capable? Neutered! Bitch!
Age in human years? 6
Indoor or Outdoor? Both
Ever "done it"? Still Trying
Any offspring? Unknown
Brothers or Sisters? Yes 1 sister
Favorite thing to annoy your human? Crying in the shower cause the acoustics are better
Favorite spot in your house? Anywhere I am
Arch enemy? Trash Truck
Favorite toy? Woobie dipped in kitty crack
Favorite pastime? Intimidating Dogs
Scariest moment? Hearing the trash truck
Happiest moment? When the trash trucks goes away!
Pet Peeves? Monthly Flea Medicine
Favorite Famous Animal? Puss-N-Boots
Favorite Human? My Mom
Active or Non-active? Active
Mr./Ms. Independence or Lap Cat? Mr. Independent
Catnip? love the crack
Secret Power? Going invisible

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