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About Me

Hi, my name is Ozmodeus and I am the overlord of all worlds, past and present. I am returning from an infinite period of slumber to wreak my will upon things.I do not come in peace. In fact.... I come to conquer, rape, pillage, destroy and generally have a good time. I may also judge. You all make me sick. Every last one of you. Especially you.If you have any questions I suggest you refrain from asking them as I am too important to deal with your comments/prayers. Kneel and pray for a mercy that will never come.Also, send me money. And drugs. And booze. And women. And possibly a combination of these things.Good day.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God. Satan. Buddha. Some other wannabe leaders of the spirit. A speaking Panda named Jim who shoots magic beans from his nipples.... If Pandas have nipples.....Note to self: Check if Pandas have nipples
You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Blog

Machinations of a cereal killer

Every time he forced the metal deodorant can into the socket, the boys remaining eye would bulge forward as if in some protest against the treatment its twin had received. Presently, he gave an ext...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:33:00 GMT

The fear

Unscheduled madness grips us now.Gypsy eyes and diamond smile, this mocking voice be still at last?What risks, what terrible risks. Red nights but what if all the worlds a lie? Too many dark though...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:29:00 GMT

Welcome to the white

'Given that external reality is a fiction, the writer's role is almost superfluous. He does not need to invent the fiction because it is already there'J. G. BallardHe sat down in front of the comput...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:12:00 GMT

Septic eyes

It's crashing through me, fucking with me, the loss of logic, lack of reason, insides dying, outsides laughing, all for one, this one's for nothing, killing time, abandoned rhyme, nothing worthy, noth...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:19:00 GMT

The Sperm Wars

His spiked heel dug into the assorted rubbish at the edge of the turning point for the Great North Bridge. He almost slipped on a long abandoned aluminum can before regaining his purchase and continui...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:51:00 GMT

One final fair thee well....

No-one will ever hear these, my last words, of that I'm all but certain. The end has come. Too much floating, not enough air. I could save my energy and perhaps drift on a little longer, but in the en...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:06:00 GMT

The Leaves

Underneath the leaves, the sky is a deep blue as infinity stretches out before our eyes. Symphonies roar silently and dreams die here. Eyes stay wide, unmoved by nightmares that come alive once mor...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:13:00 GMT

The Heart Eater

He was wearier the second time around. The old saying 'once bitten, twice shy', had never seemed more appropriate&..he still had the scars after all. Two jagged white lines ran down the length of his ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 18:04:00 GMT

The Horsemen....

For several days and countless nights the horses rode the heathen skies, Purple cauldron way on high, they came to show the end was nigh Skeletal visions first approached, in puddles deep and mirror...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:15:00 GMT

The Wake

There was a corpse in the sitting room. It lay there malevolently, whispering dark curses at the world through sewn lips.  Or was it but a doll in the shape of the boy who would be King. A muted ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:23:00 GMT