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Evil Cat

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About Me



Meow up! I'm Evil Cat, but my friends call me Amber. I'm not really 99, I'm only 5; a gorgeous grey cat with a little pointy tail. I was in the local shelter minding my own business when this beyotch came in and took me home with her. She's okay, I guess; she feeds me and brushes me and lets me sit on her lap when I'm cold. I got a nice bed in the window where I can watch all the action here in the hood. I'm not into catnip or other psychedelic drugs, like my friends Blue and Ganja Kitty. I'm here to meet other interesting cats and maybe smell their butts. I would really like to meet the Epileptic Kitten - he makes me laugh, and the cute drummer from Litterbox - I think he's da bomb!
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My Interests

annoying my boss and co-workers, lunch, hanging out at the pool, roller skating, harassing people on the internet, watching movies, and evil cats

I'd like to meet:


Everyone from the W&I forum:

Everyone on these maps:

And all of my friends

Music:

Guns n Roses, Coldplay, Kix, Chris Isaak, Cowboy Junkies, Billy Idol, Dwight Yoakam

Movies:

Withnail and I, Serenity, Highlander, sci-fi/fantasy

Television:

Farscape, Highlander, Firefly, Miami Vice, Alien Nation, Babylon 5, Forever Knight, anything sci-fi/fantasy

Books:

Carl Hiassen, James Rollins

Heroes:



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My Blog

Holy Hairballs!

Does anyone know of a good remedy for hairballs? I get brushed several times a day and get something called "grass gel" in my food but I still hack up a hairball almost every night! Any suggestions wo...
Posted by Evil Cat on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:01:00 PST

addicted!

I find myself strangely addicted to this website:http://flickrvision.com/watching as the photographs are uploaded.
Posted by Evil Cat on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:49:00 PST

Cat on a slow boat from China?

A cat trapped in a cargo crate without food or water seems to have survived a 35-day sea voyage from China to the US. The owner of a North Carolina shop was amazed to find the animal, weak but still ...
Posted by Evil Cat on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:35:00 PST

Pay attention and be outraged!

This was sent to me by my sister-in-law, and was sent to her by her sister-in-law. I wanted to share it with the rest of the world!Hello All,I had to take a Writer's Workshop at school and one of the...
Posted by Evil Cat on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:00:00 PST

How does your city rate?


Posted by Evil Cat on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST

this just in . . .

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Posted by Evil Cat on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:31:00 PST

virus alert!

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will w...
Posted by Evil Cat on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST

eek! a mouse!

I caught a mouse! The little shit was trying to steal my cat chow! I tortured the little bugger from midnight til dawn, then that beyotch got up and took it away from me. Damn her anyway, I wasn't fin...
Posted by Evil Cat on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:00:00 PST