Cheddar! (not online much)

MEOW, I'M A FIXED TEN YEAR OLD ORANGE TABBY NAMED CHEDDAR. MY HUMAN IS NATALIE AND SHE'S THE BEST, SHE LETS ME SLEEP ON HER LAP, IN HER BED, HELL, ANYWHERE I WANT TO. SHE GIVES ME TREATS WHEN I ASK (EVEN WHEN I DON'T WANT THEM, IT'S LIKE A GAME). THERE ARE TWO OTHER GIRL CATS THAT LIVE WITH ME, GIESHA, SHE'S A BIG BULLY BITCH, AND THE LITTLE KITTY, SHE HAS A CRUSH ON ME, AND SOMETIMES I WISH SHE WOULD LEAVE, BUT SHE'S PRETTY OK MOST OF THE TIME.I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT I AM VERY HANDSOME AND HAVE DABBLED IN MODELING.I'M HERE TO MAKE LOTS OF NEW KITTY FRIENDS. I NOT ACCEPT ANY MORE HUMAN FRIENDS (UNLESS I ACTUALLY KNOW YOU)....P.S. PLEASE ADD MY FURRIEND JAKE BELOW, HE'S SHY AND WANTS TO MEET YOU TOO.