Pirate Jack - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well..... Where shall I begin? When I was only a few weeks old, a very mean person dumped me, my brother, sister, and my mommy in a bush. Luckily, it was outside a pet store that had nice people working there and brought us in the next day! We were starving and had many fleas (those pesky lil' f*ckers!) My new mommy just happened to come in the following day, heard our story of woe and fell in love with me right away! I was the only one in the litter with a cute little pink nose! And, that was it.... Putty in my hand she was!!! I went home the very next week, when I was old enough! And, my mommy and have been the best of pals ever since.... Actually, I get anxious when I am not around her, so I end up following her around the house all the time like a little dog. But, I ain't No bitch, ya hear! I just luvs my mom!..

My Interests

I love chasing my two pesky step brothers. You see, I am Pirate Jack... Which means, even though I am the youngest, I kick their asses every day. They are scared of me! It is soooooo great!

I'd like to meet:

Natalie Portman cause she is Bad Ass Pirate and Not to Mention... Hot!!!

Music:

Ramones, Flogging Molly, Face to face and the Bouncing Souls

Movies:

The Nightmare Before Christmas, since I am named after "Jack Skellington". And, Pirates of The Carribean of course!

Television:

Animal Planet....
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Books:

Me read? I gots better things to do with my time!

Heroes:

My mommy for saving my life..... OK, enough sappy stuff!

My Blog

Please Jack Needs YOUR Help!

Here is the link to sign the petition for Rick Rescorla. Because of the bravery of this man, he led to safety over 2,600 people out of the World Trade Center. He is one of my biggest heroes. Myself an...
Posted by Pirate Jack on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:28:00 PST

Jack don't Add Humans.

This page is for Pirate Jack and his animal friends. Please don't don't be offended, but if you are human and send a friend request, you will be denied, unless you know Pirate Jack's o...
Posted by Pirate Jack on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 05:59:00 PST

MY BIRTHDAY IS JULY 17TH!

All of my real friends will leave me comments on this day wishing me a happy birthday... All you others are just my poser friends..... Pirate Jack~ (About to turn 2 years old....)
Posted by Pirate Jack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Goal

My goal is to have more friends on my page than my mommy has on hers... Will I succeed? Of course, I put the "P" in Pirate... What? PJ~
Posted by Pirate Jack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST