Chewing paper, pirating, plundering the woodlands, sleeping, chewing sticks, hunting, jumping, climbing up to the crow's nest, doing laps, waking my humans at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am.....chasing chipmunk, chewing books, fighting and biting, caterwauling, chewing cardboard, hogging the bed, scratching any wood surface in the house to redecorate it, purring, sailing, cat claw fencing, and GOING OUTDOORS, and oh, did I mention CHEWING?!!!!!
JAILTIME KITTY -- The activities you fall into
result in you being detained and held under the
authority of law, for debt or for whatever
crime took your fancy at whatever given time.
Kitty Attitude Test
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I'd like to meet:
BlackcatBeard, Jean LaCatFitte, Calico Cat Jack Rackham, Catman Jack Sparrow, and the person who dumped me and made me a stray so I can scratch their eyes out !!!!!!!!!!
Here is my beautiful fiance, Emma and me trying to mail myself to her
( Thanks to Boo Boo KF and Hemi's mom for making our picture) I am such a lucky guy.....
I will only add animals, reptiles, pirates and pirate lovers, and humans I know, or humans who are animal lovers....
Here Are Some of My Causes:
Big Cat Sanctuaries and Conservation, Wildlife, Tabby's Place, Feline/Canine Rescue, and pretty much all my fellow animals...
Click on the links to find out more and click to help
Join Care2.com's Race for the Big Cats!
Join Care2.com's Race for the Oceans!
Join Care2.com's Race for Pets in Need!
Join Care2.com's Race for Pets in Need!
Here are some additional links
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com
http://www.wildanimalsanctuary.org/
Save the Wildlife Sanctuary
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http://www.votk.org
http://www.bigcatrescue.org
http://www.tabbysplace.com
http://www.bigcatrescue.org
http://www.snowleopard.org/
http://www.bestfriends.org
Music:
A lot of Mewsic....Pirate Chanties, Dropkick Murphys, Faster Pussycat, Green Day, The Butthole Surfers, The Veronicas, The Ramones, Stray Cats, and assorted songs by animals
Movies:
Cat People, Aristocats, That Darned Cat, Cat Ballou, Milo and Otis, Shrek, Shrek2, Any Johnny Depp (Esp Pirates of the Catibbean, Edward Scissorclaws, Sleepy Cat Hollow, The Ninth Gate), Silence of the Lambs, The Others, The Omen, The Shining, Seabiscuit, Black Beauty (Poor horsey), Mutiny on the Bounty, Treasure Island, Captain Blood, Cutthroat Island, Captain Kiddy Cat, The Pirate Cats of Penzance, Long John SilverWhiskers, and show on big cats and cats and rodents and birds!
Television:
What else but Animal Planet esp. any show about cats, big cats and Meerkat Manor
Books:
Kat Kong! What Cats Teach Us; The Butt Hello; Any book I can sink my teeth into - literally!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? A Bad Ass Black Cat
What is your name? Spanky The Pirate Cat
What other nicknames do you have? Slim Shady, Spooky, Sparky, Sparkly, Bad Cat, Velvet Jones, Chewbacca, Stinky, Binky, Blinky, Pantherette, Spanky Doodle, and a host of stupid names my mom calls me
What is your favorite treat? chipmunk
What would your owner describe you as? High Maintenance
What is the funniest thing you have done? Gave my mom a scar on her face
What is the bravest thing you have done? I was a stray cat who was really sick and found a home
Yes or No
Are you neutered? unfortunately! RAORRRRRRRRRRR
Are you a social animal? Hell no, I try to beat the crap out of any other cat in my territory
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? If I'm not sleeping, Yes of course, I am a bad cat.
Are you friendly? To humans and my myspace friends
Are you overweight? No, I'm called Skinnyton also. Vet says I'm a good wt. what does he know!
Do you like warm milk? I like milk but it gives me the hershey squirts
Do you eat cheese? sometimes
Do you eat bugs? always
Do you live with other animals? Not now. My sister She hated me.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? No $&..*()..&$*()! Way!
Do you like to exercise? Yes, climbing trees is tops.
Do you like car rides? Do you like rectal exams?
Do you get into stuff? any stuff is good stuff
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Both
Do you like to swim? I live on a lake but only like to try to chase ducks, no swimming for me
Do you chase laser pen dots? no
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? My humans ones yes! They rock!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Heroes:
Baxter, RIP my furriend as well as all my other furriends over the bridge; Aunt Shelley and Cousin Magoo!!! My beautiful wench Emma and her family; All animals who face adversity and overcome human stupidity; All my wild cousins and anyone who tries to make life better for them.
