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About Me

* ............................................................ ............................................................ ...........................YES, I PAINTED THAT! I am a sarcastic and cynical bitch, but I am also the only one who understands you. Official Artist's Bio: Reverend Doctor K is a pestilence creeping softly and swiftly through the fetid underpinnings of civilization, disfiguring icons, corrupting the innocent, devouring souls, defiling minds, and twisting reality from the silent recesses of every shadow...with leering bloodshot eyes and merciless stiletto teeth, watching you while you sleep...winding the clock of armageddon, avoiding direct sunlight and plotting the obliteration of all you hold sacred. Elusive, reclusive, preferring the company of dead gods to that of humans... Everywhere I go is somewhere I don't belong... so why bother?
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Liminality (from the Latin word lÄ«men, meaning "a threshold") is a psychological, neurological, or metaphysical subjective, conscious state of being on the "threshold" of or between two different existential planes, as defined in neurological psychology (a "liminal state") and in the anthropological theories of ritual by such writers as Arnold van Gennep, Victor Turner, and others. In the anthropological theories, a ritual, especially a rite of passage, involves some change to the participants, especially their social status.The liminal state is characterized by ambiguity, openness, and indeterminacy. One's sense of identity dissolves to some extent, bringing about disorientation. Liminality is a period of transition where normal limits to thought, self-understanding, and behavior are relaxed - a situation which can lead to new perspectives.People, places, or things may not complete a transition, or a transition between two states may not be fully possible. Those who remain in a state between two other states may become permanently liminal. ..
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My Blog

aka "Ralph Wiggum"

I'm not going to name names here. Let's just call him "Ralph Wiggum."An overweight and socially awkward being who happened to live in my complex. We were somewhat conversational - I'm still fat and ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:40:00 GMT

Creeper!

So, I was walking back from the mailbox in the local shopping center, passing the Chinese restaurant. I couldn't help but gawk through the glass, a really weird-looking guy who reminded me of Torgo fr...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:29:00 GMT

The Dress (Thrift Store Nightmare)

So I needed a white dress for my haunted barn job. It's not as easy as you'd think; I tried everywhere else before I wound up at a thrift store in Trenton.A guy with cornrows holds the door open for m...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:55:00 GMT

avoiding death on the canal trail

Monday Around twilight a deer ran in front of me and just stood there. I hit my brakes hard and went flying. This is not supposed to happen to people on bicycles... It's night now, so when I summon th...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:13:00 GMT

How I Lost the Man of my Dreams

It was Halloween, I went out for last call in my fetid dead girl make-up (see pic) since there was nothing else to do. HE was wearing plaid pants, an orange T-Shirt and these darling Crocs. He tells...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 22:43:00 GMT

Lost and Found

When I started working at a haunted house I felt too small and quiet to be really scary. I needed...something....a bone club.lt took several tries to find a butcher shop that carried whole cow femurs....
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:50:00 GMT

Sending you my heart

There's nothing like a gift from the heart...For Valentine's Day, I sent him a chicken heart that I preserved in a baby food jar with rubbing alcohol. I attached a hand-painted gray heart "card"...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 22:16:00 GMT

Klingon Prank War!

So I took a friend to a Star Trek movie premiere. Not like I wanted to! He insisted we buy tickets hours in advance, so we had time to kill in the bookstore. I bought some more seria...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 00:16:00 GMT

It

I closed up shop very late one night in New Hope. The streets were empty, except for a clown. I crossed the road to avoid this hideous thing, but it was following me, asking me for a cigarette. I said...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:06:00 GMT

Bad Dates

A nude beach is not a good place for a first date. Actually, "clothing-optional."I opted to keep my clothes on, and sincerely wish certain other beach-goers had done the same. I was sitting on a beach...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 22:40:00 GMT