Black Cat Societyâ„¢

NO FRIENDS REQUESTS FROM HUMANS
All cats unite!! I run the household here, there are 8 others below me plus a human or two. The black cats outnumber the other colors but we all know our boundaries.
My Mom saved me from death's door when I was 5 months old. The vet didn't think I'd last the week. Here we are 6 years later! People always tell Mom she did a good thing by saving me. It was a joint effort and while I don't get the recognition for saving Mommy, she knows it and I know it; that's all that counts.
However, enough is enough and 9 freakin cats in this joint is a little too close for comfort! Hopefully Mom thinks so too.
Good day, Cleo
Leader, The Black Cat Society
We'd love if you could spare a little change ... Click O'Malley's picture to read his story and maybe donate ?? THANKS!
A few rules to remember and you'll be fine ...
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
When you come upon your cat, deep in meditation, staring thoughtfully at something that you can't see, just remember that your cat is, in fact, running the universe.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Everyday is Halloween when you're a black cat!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? The best kind - a cat
What is your name? Cleo
What other nicknames do you have? Keeks, Mommy
What is your favorite treat? Chicken!
What would your owner describe you as? The best thing to ever enter her life!
What is the funniest thing you have done? I'm finicky, not funny.
What is the bravest thing you have done? Kicked death's ass!
Yes or No
Are you neutered? But of course.
Are you a social animal? When I'm in the mood.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Describe bad.
Are you friendly? Depends on my mood.
Are you overweight? How dare you? I'm pleasingly curvacious.
Do you like warm milk? Would you if you were lactose intolerant?
Do you eat cheese? Again, lactose intolerant ... but yes.
Do you eat bugs? My palette is too refined.
Do you live with other animals? Yes, unfortunately.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? I'm not stupid, I'm indoors only!
Do you like to exercise? Do you?
Do you like car rides? If it gets me away from these other beasts, sure why not.
Do you get into stuff? Used to, once behind the dishwasher in the wall in fact!
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Mommy
Do you like to swim? Seriously?
Do you chase laser pen dots? Hell yeah!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Mommy