Basic rules for cats: How to rule the home! |
Basic rules for cats: How to rule the home!
Doors:
Do not allow closed doors in ANY room
To get a door opened, it is not necessary to use it
After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, sta...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:07:00 GMT |
Rescued Cat |
Rescued Cat
Once I was a lonely cat,just looking for a home.I had no place to go,no one to call my own.I wandered up and down the streets,in rain in heat and snow.I ate what ever I could find,I was...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:44:00 GMT |
Kitty’s Bedtime Prayer |
Kitty's Bedtime Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,and sofa cushions, soft and nice.For grocery bags where I can hide,just like a t...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:38:00 GMT |
The Goddess Remembers |
The Goddess RemembersJanuary 2008In sunlit lands, in hotter climes,long long ago, in other times,I ruled in temples rich with goldsnd Pharoahs came, and warriors bold,with tribute and with gifts implo...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:30:00 GMT |
Rainbow Bridge |
Rainbow Bridge - Author unknown
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There a...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:30:00 GMT |
Top Top Signs Your Cat Knows Your Password |
Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
10) E-Mail flames from some guy named 'Fluffy.'
9) Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8) You find you've been...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:25:00 GMT |
A Cat Poem |
A Cat Poem
Training Your Humans - Author Unknown
Training your human is a thankless task."Why bother with it?", some kittens may ask.The fate of the world is the issue at hand,As felines worldwide st...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:22:00 GMT |
Cat Commandments |
Cat Commandments
1.Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem.
2.Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
3.Thou shall not unroll...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 21:57:00 GMT |
Genesis According To The Cat |
Genesis According to the Cat
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created humans to serve the cat.
On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serv...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 21:53:00 GMT |
How To Train A Human Being |
How to Train a Human Being By Nikita el Gato
Human beings are large, clumsy animals with extremely poor night vision that make a lot of noise. However, they live in weatherproof homes, and are easily...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 21:43:00 GMT |
