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In Memory of~*Pirate Cheyanne*~

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About Me

I love sleeping like 20 hours a day, and I look damned sexy doing so, you better recognize bitches!! I love eating meat any kind of meat is awsome. I can lick my own ass, jealouse my mommy is, ha ha ha ha.

I poop in a box and it gets cleaned up for me, my bowl is always flowing with food. mmmmmmmmmmm food. I'm a curvy cat at a full 18 pounds mudda fuddas, don't hate me cause I'm fine, love me cause I'm too fine;) I love bling bling in fact my collor is covered in ice, I love the finner things in life, shrimp, steak, and people rubbing my bum bum. Well I have to get going to take a nap, peace to all my homies out there.

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My Interests



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adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented cat nip....... mmmmmmmmmm I love cat nip!!!!

Music:

heavy metal all the way baby!!!!
the louder the better bitches!!!
Jonathan Davis

Movies:

Balto
Lion King
Homeward Bownd
The Little Mermaid

Television:

I do like Animal Planet
anything with Tigers or Lions

Books:

The Cat in The Hat is one of my favs
A Cat's Life is a must read
and of course The Chew Toy Diaries is amazing!!!

Heroes:

My mommy Robyn she's my world, I mean just look at her

My Blog

going to a better place

my mommy is telling me that I am going to a better place next week, something isn't right though she said she wasn't coming with me and that I shouldn't be scared because she will always love me. so I...
Posted by In Memory of~*Pirate Cheyanne*~ on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:06:00 PST

I need a home

mommy can't take me to her new home and I can't stay with susan cause she is moving to. now i don't know what to do cause mommy is so sad about having to give me up. but I am so old I might not take t...
Posted by In Memory of~*Pirate Cheyanne*~ on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:59:00 PST

mommies worried about me

mommy is worried about me and how I have been limping around, she thinks that i have arthritis or something. and I keep pooping all over the place except the box, so now she's taking me to the VET!!! ...
Posted by In Memory of~*Pirate Cheyanne*~ on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST

so my mommy is moving... can I come this time?

she's moveing in may to a place called braintree??!! I don't know what this means, but I hope I get to go with her cause she's my favorite in the whole wide world!!
Posted by In Memory of~*Pirate Cheyanne*~ on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:22:00 PST

~Happy Holidays~

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,   EVERYBODY FELT SHITTY, EVEN THE MOUSE.   WITH DAD AT THE WHORE HOUSE, AND MOM SMOKING GRASS,   I JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A ...
Posted by In Memory of~*Pirate Cheyanne*~ on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:55:00 PST

the humbug in the house

my mommy hasn't put up any kind of decorations or anything like that. so I decided to make my page all festive and stuff!! so in your face mommy, I want christmas this year even if you don't yuo old h...
Posted by In Memory of~*Pirate Cheyanne*~ on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

~Mommy's coming home~

hey all my mommy is moving back home too me!! I am so excited!!
Posted by In Memory of~*Pirate Cheyanne*~ on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST

~my mommy has moved~

my mommy has moved to NY with her boyfriend and left me here with her mommy and these 2 crazy kitties. I miss my mommy so very much. she has just moved and didn't bother to take me with her, I miss th...
Posted by In Memory of~*Pirate Cheyanne*~ on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:42:00 PST

~these crazy ass kitties in da hizzouse~

my mommy and her mommy let these kitties move in they like to call the twins. oh I hate it, they are so much younger and faster than me, I'm so fat and old. I can't take much more of this, I might hav...
Posted by In Memory of~*Pirate Cheyanne*~ on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 07:52:00 PST

I feel so old

Oh my, yesterday was my birthday and I feel old. My mommy got me tons of meat and so did Susan, but I still just feel old. More now because a new kitty is living here this year, and she just makes me ...
Posted by In Memory of~*Pirate Cheyanne*~ on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:34:00 PST