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About Me

My real name is Bailey. I weigh 18 pounds; some say it makes me sexy. I have seven biatches in my service. I prefer cat nip and dry cat food. I like pistachios, cashews and cranberry cat treats! I have six sisters and two brothers, Inez, Dori, Pigget, Cookie, Chadwick, Dante, Ripley and SODA. I love the ladies. I like to nap with my mommy and daddy at least an hour a day. And I have found that my parent's cannot walk, unless I am glued to their legs at all times, especially in the kitchen. Check out my profile, I pay this human lots of love to keeps it up for me. Check out my photos - cuz, damn, I am fines.

My Interests

sleeping, eating, beating up my flatmates
OH, and modeling, because damn I am fine

I'd like to meet:

cool peeps.

Music:

Basically what these humans force me to listen to, but i sneak and hit up Jay-Z - I am a pimp - aight! I ams tired of mom's sad bastard music....yikes.

Movies:

Cats and Dogs, GI Jane, LORD of the RINGS, Milo and OTIS, Harry Potter, my moms movie, which i co-stared, she directed, The Exorcism of Piggy Rose.

Television:

Anything on animal planet, heros and Lost...I am the Sawyer of cats.

Books:

anything with pictures of food and felines.

Heroes:

My humans!