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*UPDATE* On 8/31/2008 Our Momma was the Victim of a Violent Crime. She was Shot with a .40 Calibur Gun in the back Shoulder and blew out the Front Bicep. She was Airlifted to a Trauma Center as she had lost most of her Blood, and had no Blood pressure. The Doctors had to do a vein graph to save her arm. So Da Momma has Staples from her Knee to her Bikini Line as well as a very damaged arm that she has no function on. But she has learned who her true friends are, and who can go square to hell. We Thank Everyone for the love & support you have shown us, And we are Happy that da Momma and the King of the Funny Farm are back together, and gonna work this mess out, even though da momma looks like the Bride of Frankeinstein.!** Our Momma is a Vampire taking people's blood at the Hospital. Momma's main goal in life is to become a Crazy Cat Woman. She has the Crazy part down! We love our life at the Funny Farm. As far as us Critters.. We are a Sorry Ass Bunch! I am STUBBY... a 3 Legged Black Kitty. Mom saved me from being put to sleep. I had been thrown from a Car and my back leg broken when I was little. The People at the Animal Warehouse said that I needed to be put out of my misery. Another Crazy Cat Lady told mom about me,....and went off to the nice Vet Lady who took off my bad leg. You would never know it! I can run as fast as the WIND... I do better going fast, than Slow! I live here with my Evil Sister Kitty, PANDORA. She was also about to be sent to Kitty heaven by the Animal Warehouse cause she was so sick. She is now very healthy and mean to me, but sometimes she grooms me. She is 1/2 Siamese, so you know the rest! Then the momma wanted a Hairless Pussy, (GiGi) so now we have this Prissy Flying Squirrell that wears sweaters all the time running around like a rabid skunk. She perches up on things and flys down to attack us. She is plain ass Crazy! Then we have our Dog Sister... her name is ELSIE. She is 1/2 Old English Bull Dog and 1/2 Jack Russell. Mom raised her from 4 Days Old when her Momma died. She is Tarded, but we love to Curl up with her. She thinks she is a Feline anyway! We love our Momma cause she spoils us rotten. They dont call this the Funny Farm for Nothing!!! .