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Bob the Tomato

SpongeBob FurPants (Forgive my slowness at adding fwends!)

About Me

I used to be a stray, now I live in a house with other felines (all of whom I DESPISE), and I am currently trying to bully my way to the top of the ladder. I don't breathe too good, especially when I'm eating, drinking, or just washing myself. My favourite thing to do is to go out the back door, run around to my Mommy's bathroom window, and stand there and cry until she reaches out, scruffs me, and pulls me through the window. It's the best thing ever!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Manx Extraordinaire
What is your name? Bob the Tomato
What other nicknames do you have? Bob Dob, Bobby Dobby, Boob Doob, Booby Dooby
What is your favorite treat? Hearing the other cats get scolded
What would your owner describe you as? Sweet and hissy
What is the funniest thing you have done? Run like a pit bull, and sleep like a bunny
What is the bravest thing you have done? Hiss at His Lordship Benjamin
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes
Are you a social animal? Sometimes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? hehehe... "Who can tell, Neil, I'm a strange guy."
Are you friendly? Sometimes
Are you overweight? Sometimes
Do you like warm milk? I prefer cold.
Do you eat cheese? Yes
Do you eat bugs? Yes
Do you live with other animals? Yes
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Sometimes
Do you like to exercise? You must be joking.
Do you like car rides? No
Do you get into stuff? Sometimes
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Yes
Do you like to swim? WHAT???
Do you chase laser pen dots? Only if there's no one around.
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Yes
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My Liberal Identity:

You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.

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My Interests

Sleeping, eating, and that's pretty much it.

Maukie!

A Pet Survey : By Floyd
1. DO YOU SNORE? All the time, mostly when I'm awake.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Both.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Being a stray again. :-(
4. DO YOU LIKE TAKING BATHS OR SHOWERS? I like getting in the shower when my humans get out. Then I can lick the shower curtain.
5. ANY SECRET TALENTS? If I told, it wouldn't be a secret, now would it?
6. DO YOU LIKE TO SWIM? Absolutely not.
7. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Not that I remember.
8. ARE YOU AN ONLY PET? I WISH.
9. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I hunt as often as I can.
10. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HOSPITALIZED? When I was neutered.
11. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Too many...
12. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? When Mommy rescued me and brought me home.
13. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Not really.
14. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Yellow gold.
15. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? No, it reminds me too much of when I was a stray, I'm afraid...
16. ARE DOGS A MANS BEST FRIEND? Not the men *I* know!
17. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Cat food.
18. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? You must be joking.
19. FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A NICE DAY? Lie in the warm sun.
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY? Bean. :-)

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I'd like to meet:

Someone who can steal me away and give me MY OWN HOUSE ALL TO MYSELF THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Or better yet, steal all the OTHER kitties away so I can have my house AND my humans all to myself. Heaven...

Delta, I looooooooooove you!

Music:

I don't like the Sex Pistols. They scare me, and I run out of the house when they come on the stereo.

JB, you ROCK!

I do like the Cure, I can sleep when they're on the stereo.

People used to tell my mommy that she looked like Robert Smith, to which she would reply, "I know. He's my grandfather." She got some strange looks from that!

My Bros...

Books:

I don't read, per se, but I like it when Mommy or Erik are on their beds reading. Then I can climb on their chests and suck their breath away. I mean, crush their chests. You know what I mean.

Heroes:


Mommy, of course...

And Bean, as well...

My Blog

Intruder Alert!

*Mama* has trapped and brought home a KITTEN! She *says* that someone dumped it off near her work. Uh huh. Likely story. Not only that, but she first put it in MY BATHROOM. Hello, that is MY OWN PERSO...
Posted by Bob the Tomato on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:46:00 PST

I make my humans sweat

Last night, Mama was coming out of the bedroom in the dark, as I was going in, and accidentally ran into me- I pretended I was scared, and ran out the back door just as they were leaving for a match. ...
Posted by Bob the Tomato on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 06:38:00 PST

HA HA (Nelson-style laugh)

I chased Münster today to attack her- my mommy saw me, and scolded me and chased me, but I skittled away!   Bite me, bitch. ...
Posted by Bob the Tomato on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 10:19:00 PST

I'll admit it, I lied.

OK, I never lost my tail in a fight with a pit bull. Especially not Darla. My mommy asks me every day, "What happened to your tail, Bob? Did you lose it?" How in Sam Hill would I know? And even i...
Posted by Bob the Tomato on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 12:06:00 PST