Eatin, Lickin, Shittin, Sleepin
My myspace name was "The Boss" in the Past----- With 9 lives thought I was down to my last-----I stopped eating and my skin turned yellow----- Barely moving, was hiding and mellow-----Vet said my liver was fat and failing----- The last eight weeks was No smooth sailing-----Feeding tubes, hospital stays and prescription drugs----- Only good part was hot vet techs with big jugs-----Vets said I only had 30 percent chance of living----- Like I was some fat turkey and it was time for Thanksgiving-----I was like "Hell No Mr. Vet!" "Do you know who I am!?"----- I'm Kylo "The Boss" and you better redo your exam!-----Now few weeks later I'm eating, chillin and flirting with the ladies----- Strong and Resilient, if I were a car, I'd be a Mercedes!-----Now you understand why 30 Cent is my new myspace nickname----- Being the 'Finest Feline' that everyone loves is my claim to fame!
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