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About Me

Swift. Silent. Deadly.
My name is Zinc. My friends call me Stinky because I love rolling around in dirt and grime, getting all gritty, and stinking the place up. Instigating trouble while maintaining the complete look of innocence is my passion. I'm a late model Siamese cat with claws of steel and an attitude. Using state-of-the-art olfactory and acoustic sensors, coupled with ultra-low-light optics, I am capable of wreaking havoc on my neighborhood 24x7 in all lighting and weather conditions. With locomotion provided by 4 APD shift-on-the-fly automatic utilizing full ABS and traction control systems, I am able to negotiate infinite grades with complete control, both climbing AND descending. My ample ground clearance, enhancing a world-class active suspension, renders spontaneous high-speed sprints across yards, over fences, and through houses Lexus smooth. I'm sylish, spayed, have my shots and come fully loaded! Come on down and lets do a test drive through my hood. Just think of the mischief we could get into...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Good cats, bad cats, cool cats and noisy cats.

My Blog

Pigeon Colored Cat

What are they thinking? So get this. A pigeon colored cat has been hanging around the yard. Yah, I have punked him a few times. He is quite a fighter too  not like some of those other woosy cats ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:31:00 GMT