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About Me

I am a Tabby I am a TOM - little furry balls or not! In March of 2005 I was born in what they call a "crackhouse", near a famous amusement park for people...my woman rescued me at about 6 weeks of age and gave me to the man as a gift. Check out my little sister Elektra in my top 8! She came from the same hell hole and I have not seen her since, but she is doing well with some nice humans. Anyway, my new family rid me of the loathsome fleas my mother had given me, so I will not hold their general stupidity against them. My behavior is erratic bordering on sociopathic according to my bitch. Hello!!! I am a neutered, indoor tabby...there is only so much I can accomplish in here!!! It's extremely frustrating. I have only been on the outside once - on my way to this place...all those months ago, when I was a wee kitt...I harbor some intense restlessness and odd compulsions - except for during my downtime, the frequency of which is increasing since they took me to the VET that fateful, awful day... I am extremely soft and sumptuously silky but my sharp parts are the ones I prefer to share with you. I am still a kitten and I don't lie down for anybody! Generally I will not let you pet me unless you come at me cautiously from behind. The white fur on my chest is particularly dreamy but you will never touch it unless I am very sleepy... With the exception of medium cheddar cheese, preferably grated, I do not like soft treats. If you are going to give me a treat, make it crunchy. I will eat it out of your hand and let you feel the sweet, softness of my nose and whiskers in your palm so that you will desire to pet me and I can bite you when you attempt to do so. I do not bite and scratch as much as I used to since the soft woman has taken to spraying me with vinegar water every time I try to take some of her skin...sheesh...can't a guy see a little blood? Humans are so uptight.
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My Interests

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KATTS. MOUSES. RATTS. COOL DAWGS. OTHER PETTTS. PEOPLE? ONLY THE ONES WHO COME TO MY HOUSE AND FEED ME GREENIES!!!

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My Blog

Bla Bla Bla Kitten

OK this is MY blog, but apparently it is being used AGAIN to show off Ichi-Kitten...We'll see how much longer I put up with this. What is the big deal about kittens anyway???? So he has spots, so what...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:48:00 GMT

STUPID MOMMY!!!!

Sometimes my mom does things without thinking (just ask daddy) like deleting pictures from photobucket. Sorry guys, I'll have her take care of it as soon as possible but it's going to be a day or two....
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 10:59:00 GMT

kitten UPDATE and photos...

Look what has happened....His name is Ichi!!! We also wrestle and chase each other all over the house. He tried to find milk-nipples on me, but I set him straight! He's a hungry little booger too, he ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:35:00 GMT

Ichi!

Well, it is decided. The kitten's name is Ichi (pr. EEchee) We have also been calling him KungFuKitty. Thanks for all your help with the names! We just went in a completely different direction! ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:48:00 GMT

The KittenKat

OK, he's not so bad. Actually...I am kind of having fun - but I am exhausted! These kitteny-things can really wear you out!
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 22:51:00 GMT

THE THING

Well, here it is! These are the first pictures...Mommy says it was hard to get any pictures with the webcam...the kitten thing kept moving.They think he's soooooo cute...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 16:29:00 GMT

READ BEFORE YOU ADD ME!!!

I am here for the other CATS. Mrrrrrd! We are superior beings! I do not add humans unless I know them and will have a chance to bite them. I have added a few thinking they were cats because of their p...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:26:00 GMT

The Beauty of being a CAT on My Space...

As a kitty, I am pretty new to this My Space thing...My human-female has a page but she's not that into it..I love it though! Because I don't have to deal with People - just cats! I am not here to pla...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 08:41:00 GMT

some of my names

There is a saying in the faraway country my humans came from (Norway) "Beloved children have many names" These are some of the many names by which i am called by the people around here; crackers, crac...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 18:29:00 GMT

Tag, I'm it.

OK, the tag thing goes like this...you write 6 things about yourself - whatever you want - post them in a blog along with these instructions, then "tag" 6 more cats (or other, less important species) ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 16:14:00 GMT