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Thorn

I am domestic only as far as suits my own ends.

About Me

Kinda short, covered in fuzzy black fur. I'm here in Japan training to be a sumo, I'm already the right size I just gotta get a few pointers. I DJ in my spare time, spinnin mostly jungle... it does it for the ladies. My human currently has me put up with two extremely dumb females.. one I've delt with for quite a few years and has the inteligence of a brick and the other one... teh new one is only slightly better.

My Interests

Sumo, the cabinet above the frige, philosophy, reading the morning paper, waking my human at insane hours because my bowl is empty, playing when I think no one is looking, retaining my dignity, being petted on my own turns, catnip, learning to open the frige myself, sitting on obnoxious kittens untill they chill out, watching the doves that live outside our windows, contemplating the meaning of life and when to expect my next meal.

Movies:

That Darn Cat, Fight Club, Legend of Drunken Master, Chocolate, Matrix trilogy, LOTR, Old Yeller (because the dog dies), Beautiful Mind, American Beauty

Television:

The bird shows on Animal Planet, CNBC, Matlock, CSI.

Books:

Anything Hemmingway, Tragic Sense of Life, The Borderlands of Science, Walking the Tightrope of Reason, Scepticism and Animal Faith, Ethics and Reality

Heroes:

Aristotle, Socrates, Mark Twain, Morris, Plato, whoever happens to be feeding me at the moment