You know, the usual cat stuff. World domination, sleeping, eating, shedding, watching birds out the window, licking myself...err, I mean "grooooming" myself, chasing the laser pointer, drinking from the tub faucet (water dishes are for kittens), sniffing EVERYTHING, hacking up hairballs, winking my brown eye at humans, licking shopping bags, attacking human legs and feet and staring at the TV.
Well-fed birds with clipped wings, fat disabled rodents and other pusses who are into tearin' shit up. Or pusses who are into plotting for world domination. Or if you're not into that kind of stuff, pusses who spend most of their time sleeping and getting fatter, like me. Really, any cat friends are welcome but no bands, please. I'm not interested in serving as free publicity for your shitty "up-and-coming" garage band. And, not to be rude, but anyone who cannot write a half-intelligible sentence need not apply - seriously, I mean that.
I'm not a fan of much music because it tends to hurt my sensitive pussy ears, although Cat Scratch Fever is pretty cool. [Cue the awesome guitar riff for dramatic emphasis!] Did you know that Cat Scratch Fever is a real affliction? An accquaintance of mine bit her human and it got all infected and the vet told her human to go to the doctor because she probably had Cat Scratch Fever! [Cue the awesome guitar riff again for dramatic emphasis!] Turns out Dixie's human DID have CSF and had to go on antibiotics. The vet said Dixie was probably a carrier because she had to shack up at the SPCA for a while before she got adopted. A lot of those cats have been on the streets and have picked up all kinds of diseases and pestilence. Damn, it would be SO kewl to have Cat Scratch Fever...I would go on a human-biting rampage if I did!
Whatever the foodbearers are watching - I'm not very picky. Any time I can hang out with the foodbearers while they sit on the sofa for an hour or two is a good for me. I like when they stay in one place for an extended period of time because I can keep my eyes on them. Have to make sure they aren't up to no good!
The Office, My Name is Earl, Scrubs reruns, American Idol, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Wife Swap, the Bachelor...I love to be entertained! I like to sleep on the sofa while the humans watch television and would be happy to talk TV with anyone. No promises, however, that I actually watch your shows.
I like to get on top of whatever the foodbearers are reading.