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Orange & Orange

Attorneys at Paw

About Me

Orange & Orange - Attorneys at Paw - is a feline assistance group. We are here to help our feline and canine brethren. However, we do occasionally take pitty on the less intelligent and less evolved species known as humans. Got nip possession charges pending? Are you being falsely imprisoned by a biped? Does that little tramp claim the kittens are yours? We can help. We have a highly trained staff waiting to make your life more purrfect. Check out our video .Sincerely,
Phred J. Leonard
Senior Partner
&
Louis Lestat Leonard
Junior Partner
OUR STAFF:
Puff - Tri-color tabby, 11 years old, skilled hunter, ball fetcher & biscuit maker
Ram - Black smoke tabby, 6 years old, ear nurser, opener of doors & roof jumper
Isley - Tuxedo, 4 years old, sprayer of territory & taker of bed space
Bijou - Calico, 4 years old, sister of Isley, queen of sass & friend to dogs
Wolfgang & Thor - Our orange brothers moved to New York. They run a nip service in SoHo. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Sleeping, eating, playing, grooming, rodent and reptile capturing, birding, wrestling, surveillance, territory patrolling, canine obedience, pimping, feline fashion

I'd like to meet:

The idiot who put bipeds in charge of this planet. The creator of catnip. Other cool cats who share our sense of style.

Music:

Birds outside, traditional (jazz, blues, reggae), classic rock, 80's British Alt., punk, indie rock, black metal, electronica, experimental, hip-hop, classic soul, bossa nova, and stuff our mommy and daddy make. Our humans are pretty cool. If only mom's guitars were a little closer to the ground...

Movies:

"Extreme Snuggling" - An anti-workout, pro-sleeping DVD for professional nappers. Directed by us. Starring us. Also, the Cat Sitter DVD. It totally rocks.

Television:

We have a widescreen fish tank. We also enjoy Bill Maher, Ghost Hunters, Meerkat Manor, and anything that has vampires or Flavor Flav in it.

Books:

Peterson's Field Guide to Birds, 21 Ways to Cook a Mouse. Yes, these are real books.

Heroes:

Dr. Hale - Cross Creek Animal Clinic
Bob Barker - "Spay and neuter your pets"
Winging Cat Rescue - saving our brothers and sisters
Dr. Kerry

My Blog

The Great Underwear Scandal

Associated Press - April 1, 2008 - Tallahassee, FL:Just when you thought that the politics and scandals couldn’t get any worse, rumors began circulating about a high profile paw firm in Florida&...
Posted by Orange & Orange on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST

Breakin the Law

Greetings friends! Louis Leonard reporting for Orange & Orange. It's been a while since I checked in, so I just wanted to let everyone know what's been going on here at the paw firm.First of all, we...
Posted by Orange & Orange on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:39:00 PST

Ain't No Cure for the Summertime Mews

Louis Leonard checking in for Orange and Orange. It has been a pretty quiet, lazy summer here at the paw firm. I turned 2 years old in June, and the vet said that I'm a healthy 12.5 pounds of feline...
Posted by Orange & Orange on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:30:00 PST

Alien invader in our field!

Greetings friends. Louis Leonard checking in for Orange & Orange. It's a little hectic around the paw firm right now. We recently had some excitement. Not the cool kind. Our male assistant (aka d...
Posted by Orange & Orange on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST

Phred Phest '06!!!

Greetings friends! Louis reporting here for Orange & Orange. It's that time of year again. Time for friendship, fall, and Phred! Each year the paw firm throws a big birthday bash for our founding ...
Posted by Orange & Orange on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:07:00 PST

New York Paw Firm Gets Audited

Louis reporting here for Orange & Orange. Last week Phred and I were going over some of the accounting records for the firm. As some of you may know, our brothers Wolfgang and Thor run the New York ...
Posted by Orange & Orange on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST

Scandal at the Paw Firm (and a promotion)

It started with several weeks of quiet whispers exchanged by co-workers around the water faucet.  Finally, the rumors were recently confirmed. Paw firm Senior Partner, Phred, is having ...
Posted by Orange & Orange on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:51:00 PST

My first year on Earth

Greetings friends! The staff here at the paw firm recently celebrated my first year with Orange & Orange, as well as my first year on Earth. Don't feel bad that you guys didn't know. Mom has the bi...
Posted by Orange & Orange on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:37:00 PST

Ode to the moles

Oh mole that dwells underground You once were hidden, now you're found I dug you up with my paw You have no eyes, you never saw While other cats play with toy mice I'd rather play mole sacrifice You'...
Posted by Orange & Orange on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:54:00 PST

Snow in Florida?

Ok.  I know in the past I haven't said the nicest things about the dogs that the humans force us to live with.  I want to state right now, for the record, that I no longer have any ill ...
Posted by Orange & Orange on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:22:00 PST