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Rocco Johnson

What part of MEOW don't you understand?

About Me


____I am a 6 year old Maine Coon Cat. A couple of years ago I was living in the Hood. My life in the fast lane consisted of looking out of a window in the Projects of Concord New Hampshire and living off a diet of Alley Cat cat food that my crazy owner bought in 25 lb. bags at Walmart. She was unable to keep me, so my destiny was going to be in a 2'x3' cage at the Concord Animal Shelter. Lucky for me, that all changed.... Three years ago word got out that I needed a home, and I was adopted by my human Male & Female. I now have a big yard in the country. I also have two feline brothers and a geriatric canine sister that I call Stupe Dogg. My humans are both crazy cat people, so needless to say life is interesting at our house. We are literally spoiled rotten -the way EVERY feline should be spoiled.( yeah, yeah.. they spoil Stupe too). My humans by me toys & catnip all the time. They buy me kitty treats (Greenies are my favorite)....I run the show in my house. They don't call me "King Rocco" for nothing....

My Interests

PFS (The Preservation of Feline Superiority),PETA, Animals Gone WeedGreenies(tasty feline snacks),cream style corn, pistachios, cheese-its,hostess twinkies,catnip, mice, chipmunks, birds, hanging out in my yard, soaking up the sun, sharpening my claws,amusing the humans, bullying my (feline)brothers, terrorizing Stupe Dogg , waking my humans at 5a.m.,& getting my own way !!

I'd like to meet:

Morris the Cat, The Fancy Fiest Diva (MEEEEEEEEEOWWWWW!) Cat Woman, Uncle Ted (Nugent),The Stray Cats , Diamond Dave , Scorch from Rock101 WGIR fm, and High Paws to any human who adopts a shelter animal. You guys ROCK!!

Music:

----My cool friends The Catnip Cartel..They Rock!!!---Classic Rock....Aerosmith, The Stones,Jimi Hendrix,ACDC, Van Halen, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Uncle Ted (Nugent)...CAT SCRATCH FEVER, The Stray Cats

Movies:

The Lion King, Garfield , The Cat In the Hat, The Pink Panther, Persians Gone Wild

Television:

Animal Planet,FTV(Feline Television)

Books:

"101 Ways To Torment Your Dog", " Why Cats Are Superior" "Cats Rule Dogs Drool", "Dog Dissing For Dummies"---------

Heroes:

My Hero is Garfield~ I love his attitude towards life,lasagna,and Odie. His style and class are exceptional...not to mention....we share the same wonderful,sexy physique

My Blog

Being a Cat

Being a Cat is a wonderful thing.   We are proud, independent, self- assured....and the best of survivors. Unlike our rivals, we are not groveling, needy, or dependent on anyone to survive....
Posted by Rocco Johnson on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:16:00 PST