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Flying §quirrel

WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF FLYING SQUIRREL~ONLY PURRFECTION LIVES HERE Please come in & sign my gue

About Me


Flying Squirrel Philosophy: Dogs have owners...cats have staff.Im a cream point Himalayan Purrrrrsian named Barney who is often mistaken for an Ewok. Thats okay as Ewoks are renowned as fierce little warriors, expert hunters and remarkable trackers!. My Chief of Staff says I am always on the wrong side of the door.I dont really want to discuss the Burmese Princess but I know you are all curious. Her slinky demeanour ensures she can almost never be photographed! She only passes through to eat my food and show off her balancing skills! Speedy Gonzalez has nothing on her. She loves everyone but I love my COS the best.Our neighbourhood nemesis is Scarface Claw , the ginger Tom who lives in the cul de sac. He beat me up so badly recently I went to hospital and needed my cheek shaved.I admit to an obsession with cleaning extra carefully between my fluffy toes but cleaning nothing elseAm scared of that unholy vacuum beast.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other well credentialled felines. Nelly, Tom Sellek & 50Cent for my staff..!Carson Kressley, Jai Rodriguez 'cause their pet dogs r smaller than pussycats.Look at my new ferrari that Guapo made me. 2 Fast 2 Furious. Tokyo drift I'm gonna drive in the Ferrari sponsored weekend racing team!.........Yah!!!!!!

Movies:

Look what my clever furriend Sir Roger Bleau made for me!I've joined the space purroram.

Television:



Heroes:

Barney aka barnes cc aka "B" Mr. Bigglesworth - Cat in Stuart Little - Cat in Sabrina - Cat in Enter the Dragon [ boy he nearly copped it!]Garfield - Squishy- definitely NOT the "Burmese Princess"