Everyday Normal Guy
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Hi everyone!I am THOMAS CASEY JONES: I am an almost 9 year old housecat, But in cat years i'm like 60 or some junk.I am fat, fun and full of food.I love my people(they adopted me..i was a wedding gift from the man to the lady). My Lady says I have it pretty sweet.She says I am her world.I love the man the best, but the lady loves me best.It's a love triangle of sorts(MOL).I like to sit and sleep and basically do a whole lot of nothing..I eat fresh catnip everyday....My man says I have a problem......He's a monkey(what do they know?). I have my own cat. Her name is Geri. My people gave her to me because I'm so spoiled(that's what the man says.)I slap her around and tell her "Shut up bitch!".I like to sleep under the blanket with the lady.
GERI:My name is Geri Hall Jones. I was named after some model lady who married mick jagger (they're not together anymore).She is a Kept woman and so am I.I am a cat.I am originally from Edmeston New York where I lived with the white haired man. He went away one day. A nice lady with blonde hair and a man with REALLY curly hair came and took me from the white haired mans house. They made me ride in the car for a really long time and now I live with them and Thomas.I am a happy cat.My man person says "I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer" I don't quite know what that means but I assure you , I am not a knife.I am a cat as mentioned before. I miss the white haired man sometime.He liked to watch perry mason and fed me whatever i wanted.Mom makes me eat some natural cat food cause Thomas had a friend who got sick from eating catfood.Its good I guess...... {} this layout is from whateverlife.com!
